About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
Hi my name is y/n and my life, it's pretty crazy. It all started when I walked down the street, I saw my best friends Shaggy and Velma. Suddenly Velma tripped over and lost her glasses. "My GlAsSeS" she yelled. She dropped to the floor and her glasses crunched below her knee. "Oh no" I said. I gave her my spare pair...
This is a story where Farquaad, the nice theatre kid, the soft boy from school meets the very bad rebel kid who is SECRETLY VERY KAWAII, Murdoc. Will they fall in love? Will Murdoc ever stop picking on poor Farquaad? Read to find out. (A/N; THIS IS A REAL STORY NOT A FUNNY JOKE, I AM GOING TO WORK HARD ON THIS, HARDER...
when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this...
