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  • That Vegan Teacher X Reader
    30.7K 432 8

    you meet thatveganteacher at a vegan protest...

  • Jesus x Reader
    890 44 1

    This is the worst goddamn book on wattpad, seriously, read at your own risk!!!! YOu were in love with Jesus, you loved him <3. "Senpai, l hate you." YOu said. "Yes." Jesus smiled and pecked you on the cheek. "My people need me!" He screeched and got swallowed into the satanic star. <3.

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  • Jesus X Reader
    213K 3.3K 15

    (Y/n) has been looking for a boyfriend for so long. She has tried everything: dating apps, talking to random people, dating her friends exes, asking out ALL of her friends, and even banging deer in the woods. She was so close to giving up on love entirely, BUT there was one person she didn't expect to meet...

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  • peppa pig x dora the explorer
    38.8K 701 3

    im doing this because im bored and lets be real here, we all stan this ship

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  • Just call me daddy (Donald trump X shrek a true love story)
    481K 9.6K 53

    The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

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  • Shrek x Dora
    179K 3.3K 9

    Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

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  • daddy Shrek!!!
    23.9K 77 10

    daddy Shrek X reader enjoy🍆 (cringe warning ⚠) k so kinda turned it to like a good story. even i thought it was gonna be hella smut but idk hope yall like it if yall want a smut sequel let me know um thx for reading vote comment and yeah oml its at 99 reads as of 12/1/20 thank yall so much i did really 100% love th...

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  • HOT STEAMY SMUT 😍😍
    38.9K 435 8

    read rn if u want to read it btw this is a joke 😳 My main inspiration for this book is a speech that Obama once said Go to sleep and never wake up ❤️ -Obama

  • 𝒢𝒾𝓋ℯ 𝓂ℯ 𝓎ℴ𝓊𝓇 𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒷𝒷𝓎 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝓉𝓎(a squidward x spongebob fanfic)
    78.5K 751 10

    yeah yeah ayo singing challenge if I win I get your windshield wipers

  • Random Smut Oneshots 😩😩😩
    388K 2.9K 41

    how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

  • Trump x Putin || Presidential Romance
    12.4K 225 11

    뜨거운 Donald J Trump, devastated from Kim Jong Un's supposed disappearance, finds comfort in the arms of Putin. Little did he know, there was quite a bit more going on. 날 죽여줘

  • thatveganteacher X reader
    11.8K 256 10

    (this is a joke) Miss karen has been hanging with you at a vegan cooking club but you start to show affection towards her.

  • Biden x trump ❗️ SMUT ❗️
    41.3K 411 9

    (THIS IS A JOKE I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE) Biden and Trump are both running for president, however trump and soon realize he's caught feelings for his own enemy. How did he catch feelings? He doesn't even know, he doesn't want to like him but somehow he does. He can't like Biden, he's in a relationship with pence! Imagin...

  • biden x trump major smut
    133K 1.9K 21

    from enemies to lovers in one debate. the magical story of the two presidents who fell in love

  • Peppa pig oneshots
    64.4K 620 38

    Peppa pig character oneshots !!!!! Smut sometimes sexy |pls follow me I follow back |

  • We Aren't Just Friends (Nicole X Reader)
    66.3K 836 8

    You are best friends with Nicole Watterson, a mother of three beautiful children and married to a, how should I say it, a lazy husband. Of course, she relied on you, you were like her outlet for fun and someone to talk to, because nobody really listens. Nicole's marriage isn't the best, and neither is her sex life. Sh...

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  • Shrek x Woody *SHREXY*
    67.9K 1.5K 5

    Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

  • Lord Farquaad X Reader ;))))))))
    15.2K 167 7

    All in the title /|\

    Mature
  • Shrek and Spongebob
    13.5K 225 4

    a true love story 😍😍😍

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  • dr.phil xxx steve Harvey
    31.4K 407 8

    it was a cold late night in the studio. dr phil and steve Harvey were trapped with no source of warmth besides their naked bodies.

  • James X Shrek
    3K 118 7

    Their love is forbidden..but it's true. Will Fiona break these two lovers up? Will the constant onion stench drive James away? Read this story to find out! Featuring appearances from the Damelios, the hype house, and Barry B Benson?!?!?!

  • Shrek x Barry B Benson (2020 ver)
    36K 671 13

    !! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

  • Smile!Ronald McDonald x reader
    19.8K 493 3

    First of all. Why were you searching this. Second, this is gonna be a weird story, so now is your chance to back out.

  • ~SpongeBob X Reader~
    12.5K 192 8

    Around anyone else he filled up with water. Around you he filled up with love.

  • Tentacles Entangled (Squidward x Reader)
    96.9K 1.5K 24

    Everything was falling perfectly into place for (Y/N), the new fish in town. Bikini Bottom was the perfect place for her, especially when a certain squid was her neighbor. But nothing is as perfect as it seems.

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  • SpongeBobXSandy - We Were Made For Each Other
    19.8K 294 7

    FOR ALL SPANDY SHIPPERS OUT THERE! A escalating relationship between a certain yellow sea sponge and karate fighting land squirrel. THATS RIGHT FOLKS! Could we see SpongeBob dating Sandy? How will their relationship turn out? Will they get to the juicy parts of their relationship? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT! ~ Spongebobb...

  • SpongeBob X Reader 2 (The sequel)
    37.4K 663 8

    The sequel to my previous story 'SpongeBob X Reader'. RATED C (CRINGEY) XD Yes, this story is intentionally cringy solely for your entertainment. No hate please :)

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  • Shrek x Squidward
    20.9K 223 5

    Spongebob could hear them all the way from his pineapple. He and Patrick were just trying to have a sleepover. Let's just say. No one slept that night.

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