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𝐚 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐛𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐭 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐜. 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 '𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐤' 𝐛𝐲 𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐠𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐲. 𝓘 𝓫𝓻𝓸𝓴𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓶𝔂 𝓫𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓘 𝓯𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓬𝓻𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝘼𝙣𝙜𝙨𝙩 ✓ 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 ✓

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"𝕀'𝕞 𝕘𝕠𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕔𝕣𝕪." "ℍ𝕠𝕨 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕒 𝕙𝕚𝕘𝕙 𝕀ℚ 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕖ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕗𝕥?" Some MCYT and Friends one shots, I guess you can include some Among Us YouTubers, too. Feel free to request something. You don't have to, though! I KNOW THE QUOTES WORNG BUT I FORGOT IT AND IM TOO LAZY TO CHANGE IT

In which an awkward human being gets paired with their soulmate. Or when [(Y/n) (L/n) has joined the game!] --- "I'm Mr. Loverman. And I miss my lover man..." --- A series of one-shots with your favorite DSMP members! Readers range from GN! to Female with all different types of variety! I'll also throw some male readers in if you request however. (I dare any of the mcyt's to read this. I fucking dare you.) Requests open ✔

Have you ever felt like you don't belong? Like this place you're in doesn't feel right? Like you should be somewhere else entirely? This isn't right... Are you supposed to be able to fell a tree with your fists? Are you supposed to be able to pick up little blocks in place of normal items? Are the dead supposed to rise and walk the lands? Is that tall, lanky monster with glowing purple eyes that teleports around normal? Is any of this normal? This just isn't right... Should I be here? Well, at least I'm not stuck here alone. With them... it feels less like a prison. They make this place more bearable. In a world that feels anything but normal, at least they can make me feel normal. If only until we figure out if we're really where we're meant to be. Or if we're meant to escape this blocky wonderland. Cover Art created by: @Harusimp MILESTONES!!! Feb 1st: 10K reads! Feb 18: 30K!

"If you want to gain something you will loose things too" What happens when everyone ends up back in the Minecraft world leaving their family behind but bump into familiar faces Part 3 to Minecraft Online (Art I believe is honeydadd on Pinterest or Twitter or both)

How will the surviving players from Minecraft Online adjust into the Real World. "Wise Men Say Only Fools Rush In" "But I Can't Help Falling In Love With You" Sequel to Minecraft Online (Technoblade x reader)

☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ (Harry Potter x Fem! Reader) ❝ 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬, 𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐡𝐞'𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡- 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡- 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬. ❞ ϟ 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬... - Swearing - No smut - Mostly fluff - Books-based storyline - A sprinkle of Draco Malfoy ϟ *I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER* STARTED: 18.09.20 FINISHED: 25.10.21

"a dnf (dream not found) fanfic about two boys in different times that will definitely leave you sobbing" Originally written by astronomika