"CALL ME UTAH ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL END YOUR BLOOD LINE" - "WHO DO I NEED TO PUNCH?!" - "HELP THERE IS NO FOOD" - "THIS IS WHACK YO" - "MARK JUST GOT DISOWNED" - "Weren't you busy running into walls?" - "WhY ArE YOu LikE ThIs" - "BITCH REALLY DID THAT" - "Say sike. SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW." - "I'll go get the emergency...
"I'm literally about to have a seizure" - "*Le gasp the sequel*" - "JACKSON NO" "JACKSON YES" - "Well if by holding up, you mean being carried away by the paramedics to the hospital... then I'd say he is holding up just fine" - "I thought we were trying cake, not running a triathlon!" - "I have heard of people be...
WHY IS THE KITCHEN DESTROYED?! - HURRY UP WE ARE LATE - IKIK I HAVE A PROBLEM THE BARISTA IS YELLING AT ME SUPER QUICKLY AND IDK WHAT SHE IS SAYING AND SHE LOOKS SUPER ANGRY - THE BARISTA CALLED THE MANAGER She's on that Karen shit - YES GO FOR HIS NECK NOT THE WAY HE SLAMMED HIS HEAD ON THE TABLE - HOW ARE YOU INS...
"Jackson, we are not getting a helicopter! She is probably sleeping. Next time think before you lose your shit!" - "istg if you are high right now" - "Well if it helps I just saw Bambam flip a table" "MY LIFE IS A LIE" - "Hang in there? Watch me grab a parachute and jump out of this mofo" - "Don't worry. I have 911...