50 things Dazai Osamu can not do

The ADA made a list on what Dazai can not do.

𝗜𝗠𝗣𝗨𝗟𝗦𝗘 ⸺ 𝖣𝖺𝗓𝖺𝗂 𝖮𝗌𝖺𝗆𝗎

✦ ━━━ FAST IS FINE, BUT ACCURACY IS EVERYTHING. 𝙄𝙈𝙋𝙐𝙇𝙎𝙀 • 𝙉𝙊𝙐𝙉 ↴ ↳ 𝘼 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙚 ; 𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙪𝙨. ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ જ⁀➴ ✦ ━━ 𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃 . . . 𝖣𝖺𝗓𝖺𝗂 𝖮𝗌𝖺𝗆𝗎'𝗌 𝗁𝗎𝗌𝖻𝖺𝗇𝖽, 𝘒𝘈...

depth of darkness || nakahara chuuya x reader

• COMPLETED • may start off slow at first, but bear with it it'll pick up • "sheomri is a demon goddess, and i took her soul. so what does that make me, nakahara chuuya?" "makes you a monster." "well, i'd say you're no different." • experimentation and captivity does a number on ones psyche. it may take years to re...

Thief of the Night [A BSD ✘ Reader/ Reader Insert]

"Disappearing abilities?" Atsushi asked his senior, Kunikida, as the blond-haired nodded. "Rumours have been spreading that the people are losing their abilities in a blink of an eye," Kunikida adjusted his glasses as Dazai stretched his back on his seat. "So there's another person with the same abilities as Dazai?" T...

bsd cute headcanons

• cute scenarios I think would be canon • cover made by me

〈 𝐝𝐨𝐤𝐢 𝐝𝐨𝐤𝐢 〉→ 𝘣𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘨𝘴

doki doki どきどき(n.) the sound of a heartbeat. "you make my heart go doki doki" bsd x oc reader lowercase intended warning: contains manga spoilers started: jan 19, 2020 ended: march 7, 2020 AUTHOR'S NOTE: this story is now DISCONTINUED. thank you all for the support! i do not own bungou stray dogs. it belongs to kafka...

he's the one [bsd x reader]

don't let the title fool you; this is certainly not a love story.

wrong number | bsd.

違う数 / wrong number in which a normie is accidentally slipped into a group chat full of eccentric and possibly dangerous detectives. but hey, you can't blame them for having a generic phone number. ⇢ bsd belongs to asagiri and harukawa ⇢ #3 in bsd, #69 (#3)in bsdxreader, #1 in deadmemes

A Cure for Corruption

~ ~ ~ ~ (Y/n) Nakahara is an executive for Port Mafia but she isn't an ordinary mafia member. She doesn't enjoy working there and her abilities makes her different. The abilities haunt her, scare her, and corrupt her. Dazai was the only one who could calm her down. When Dazai left the mafia they kept in contact. (Y/n)...

Spaceless Love (Osamu Dazai x Reader)

" 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚗𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚒𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎. 𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝. " - (𝚈/𝙽) A story of love between Detective Osamu Dazai and his girlfriend, Port Mafia Executive, (Y/N) (L/N).

Ground Zero » bsd

The Port Mafia is known for its destructive tastes. One of which is the use and disposal of orphan children. Yet, when Dazai abandones the Mafia and takes their most prized possesions with him, a battle is going to go down. But are they ready to play Tug of War with a time bomb? [Forewarning: Chapters 0-23 were writ...

// ❝ 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗆𝖾 ❞ シ // ✔︎

(𝚋𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚢 𝚍𝚘𝚐 𝚟𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚡 𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚎!𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛) ✰☆✰☆✰☆✰☆✰☆✰ 𝖮𝗌𝖺𝗆𝗎 𝖣𝖺𝗓𝖺𝗂, 𝖺 𝗉𝗈𝗐𝖾𝗋𝖿𝗎𝗅 𝖾𝗑𝖾𝖼𝗎𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝗎𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖯𝗈𝗋𝗍 𝖬𝖺𝖿𝗂𝖺 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝗎𝗂𝖼𝗂𝖽𝖺𝗅 𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌. (𝖥/𝖭) (𝖫/𝖭), 𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝗐-𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝖬𝖺𝖿𝗂𝗈𝗌𝗈 𝗎𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖯𝗈𝗋𝗍...

𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 | 𝐁𝐒𝐃 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

!! 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞 !! ∘♡༉∘𝐈𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐘𝐨𝐤𝐨𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐚 𝐰𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫. ➩𝐀𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡, 𝐬𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐢...

𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 | d.osamu

dazai osamu, what have you become? **** 𝐁𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐎 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐘 𝐃𝐎𝐆𝐒 | 𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 | © localghoul

𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐭 // 𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 𝐎𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐮 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

Have you heard of the 4 Pillars? It was tale that used to be spread throughout towns and villages. The 4 Pillars consisted of 4 people who controlled the highest power in each of their respective categories. One was Support, one was Defense, one was Offense and the last held all of them combined. They all each held th...

𝓐𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓬 (Dazai x F!Reader x Chuuya)

"𝕀 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕕𝕝𝕪, 𝕀 𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕪." ◑ ━━━━━ ▣ ━━━━━ ◐ Y/n was reckless. As a high schooler, she knew it clearly when registering on a friend making app, or so she thought so. Never in her imagination would she have considered making a friend on a hooking ap...

𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄 〴 dazai osamu

𝘿azai 𝙊samu x Reader 〴 (ALL GENDERS) ONGOING ___________________________________________ premonition /ˌprɛməˈnɪʃ(ə)n,ˌpriːməˈnɪʃ(ə)n/ noun a strong feeling that something is about to happen, especially something unpleasant. "she had a premonition of imminent disaster" ___________________________________________ The...

sweet tooth | death note x bsd

──── ◡̈₊· • . .° in which y/n edogawa, the aspiring greatest detective, crosses paths with "the greatest detective in the world." ──── ◡̈₊· • . .° death note & bungo stray dogs crossover l lawliet x fem!ranpo!reader x light yagami ──── ◡̈₊· • . .° disclaimer: mentions of death, blood, weaponry etc. ──── ◡̈₊· •...

Come And Try Me:Atsushi Nakajima-Port Mafia AU

Atsushi Nakajima - a homeless teenager abondoned by his only place to stay in - the orphanage - who is currently lying at the side of the riverbank, hungry and almost lifeless, desires to find food to eat. Whether stealing or killing, he will do whatever it takes to survive.

I Accidentally Destroy the Mafia

Shizune has the most useless ability of all the useless abilities that people with useless abilities can possibly have: the power to talk to inanimate objects. One day, while arguing with a brick wall, she accidentally blows up the boss of the Grey Mafia. This eventually leads to her meeting with another certain mafia...

The Mafioso's Runaway//Dazai X Reader

" 𝕣𝕦𝕟𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕪 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕞𝕖.. 𝕚𝕗 𝕚𝕥'𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕖 𝕕𝕠. 𝕚'𝕝𝕝 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕔𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦. 𝕚'𝕝𝕝 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦. dazai x reader//--mafia-- (disclaimer: self-harm and suicide trigger warning and a slice of lemon/lime, also spoilers for s2 of Bungou Stray Dogs ;P) [i do not own this cover art...

Chuuya Nakahara x Reader

In this story, you grew up in the Port Mafia, just like Dazai, hence why you two got to know each other pretty well and became best friends. Because of your strong ability, you got the position of an executive the moment Mori became the leader of the Mafia. Because of a job you got, you are about to meet a young man...

Soukoku - Silent Understanding

Dazai knew him and yet he didn't know a single thing about him. Thats what made it so great. High school AU Dazai x Chuuya Soukoku [Completed]

𝓂𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈-𝓈𝑜𝓊𝓀𝑜𝓀𝓊۵

"at least im not short" "yea well at least im not a dick like you" a soukoku highschool au ☆彡 Warning: super cringe writing esp in the first like 18 chapters 😭😭

Soukoku| 'Just Us' High School AU

↽ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴇᴀᴛᴇɴ ᴜᴘ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ʙᴜʟʟɪᴇs ɪ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴛʜʀᴏᴏᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴄʟᴇᴀɴ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ. ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴛʜʀᴏᴏᴍ. ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀsɴ'ᴛ ᴀɴʏ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ... ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴅᴀᴢᴀɪ ᴏsᴀᴍᴜ. ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ʜᴇʀᴇ. ...

Dazai x Chuuya Oneshot stories

Some fluff, angst and all sort of stuff here! I accept requests! Updates will be at least once a week! Probably every other day. But since I have school now and limited wifi Im afraid the updating may be sporadic.

𝕄𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕒 𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞 ( 𝔸 𝔹𝕊𝔻 𝕙𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕤𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕝 𝕒𝕦!)

After winning a local writing competition, Atsushi gets the opportunity to join a nearby boarding school for a huge discount So with the approval of his adopted mother, it looks like he'll be spending the next three years in this hellhole everyone seems to call "school"

𝔖𝔲𝔦𝔠𝔦𝔡𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔴𝔦𝔫𝔢

S O U K O K U O N E - S H O T S

Soukoku Oneshot's

it says it in the title Soukoku Oneshot's Smut Fluff Angsty

꧁Detective Mama꧂[𝙾𝙽-𝙷𝙾𝙻𝙳]

"𝐎𝐡, 𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢? 𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲.." "𝐀𝐡! 𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢-𝐬𝐚𝐧! 𝐇𝐨𝐰- 𝐖-𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦?" "𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐞.." "𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥... 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡...