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Why Anteaters are Awful Creatures - A Report by Wilbur Soot (Written by Me)

This is a report by Wilbur Soot, written by me, PhizzyPop360. According to Soot, anteaters are awful creatures, and I believe that light must be shed on this matter. In this in-depth report, a plethora of compelling arguments are put forward regarding the Giant Anteater and why they are hated so passionately by Soot...

How to Sex 2

keeping track of every page seen (that i know of) from How to Sex 2 by TommyInnit.

Hidden Wings [A DreamSMP Hybrid AU]

Everyone on the DreamSMP had a 'hybrid' animal counterpart that was merged with their DNA. Ranboo the Enderman, and Technoblade the Piglin, to name a couple. To everyone, Dream was the only one without a hybrid. He banned the End so no-one could kill the dragon. A hybrid is easy to spot, as they usually have body part...

The Recovery Process.

Book 2: The Recovery Process. Tommy was finally saved from being kidnapped. With his grandfather finally gone, Tommy could now focus on recovery. Not only going to therapy and school, he juggles being a now illegal assassin going against The Elite Force. He and his family will finally put an end to the stupid system...

365 (Dream Team)

George struggles while dealing with having a rare type of liver cancer, Fibrolamellar carcinoma, and being in love with his best friend of seven years, Clay. High school doesn't help his situation and he has to figure out a way to live his best life in one year. Can he do it all while experiencing car crashes, hospi...

Tubbo With A Box

Tubbo's been acting different since the events of the election. It's a little concerning. Just stay away from the boxes. Tubbox AU Disclaimer: This isn't the real Tommy, and Tubbo, and everyone this is just their minecraft personas (AKA the character they put on the internet) Also IRL Minecraft because it's fun Cove...

passerine

"I understand. You heard the place you loved was in trouble, so you came back, but I don't-I just-why didn't you take me?" Here it was, at last. Catharsis, or something close to it. "I would have hunted them down with you, Philza, the people who did that to your town. I would have given you your vengeance on a silver...

I'm Just A Kid.

"Lest go, Theseus." the man with a smiley face mask demanded. "Yes sir." he answered. With no hesitation they left the bloody corpse on the ground for someone else to cry over, to mourn. They had better things to do. Tommy, code name Theseus, was a trained assassin. His boss, mentor, trainer, brother if you will, Clay...

Of Feathers and Promises - MCYT AU

Heroes. Villains. Vigilantes. Superpowers, both mental and physical. Few people are lucky enough to have them, or, in a few cases, maybe not so lucky. For a boy living in an orphanage for his entire life, having a superpower was more than just a bizarre concept, yet something he now has come to deal with. But behind...

Free the End

George, Dream, and Sapnap find themselves trapped in Minecraft. They get to work speedrunning as safely as possible, but unforeseen obstacles get in their way over and over. As things get slowly worse and worse, they can either accept the new reality and cope, or survive in denial. ____ This is not related to "Free t...

Dream SMP Group Chats

I love these sorts of stories so I decided to make one as well LOL Lots of different Dream SMP group chat texts (and some ship stuff too)

Vampire's Pet

The world had gone to hell long ago, taken over by the vampire race. In order to keep some sort of peace in our land, the Vampire Lords made a consecutive agreement. The rich and powerful humans could survive just as they had been, untouched by the vampires save for the occasional blood collections, or so they thought...

RaccoonInnit is Pog at Villainy

Tommy likes making chaos. Tubbo likes planning chaos. Ranboo secretly loves chaos. They are the perfect team. Tubbo has a big plan to cause lots of trouble for the heroes of L'manberg. Why? Because why not? (I posted this on AO3, but decided to post it here as well!!!)

7 Minutes in Heaven, But it's 7 Days in Florida (DNF)

It's one thing flying out to another country and spending a week in your best friend's home, but it's another thing if you're in love with said best friend. That's a whole different story, but luckily, that's what this story is about. -------- Cross-posted from AO3 under the same account name. My friend Pi drew the co...

Gentle Sprinkling [Dreamnotfound]

(Discontinued. But theres a summary of how it ends on the last chapter.) Behind the simplest mask was complexity. George had to find out the hard way. --- George befriends a mysterious man, Dream. The said man always seems to sit alone in this desolate place and George doesn't know why. Intrigued, George finds himself...

WARNING! Fairy Tales

WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc...

Death Playground

The Dream SMP was kidnapped and brought to the Squid Game site to play. Who will make it out alive, and who will die trying?

RANBOO MEMES

DISCONTINUED! ❝ @[Ranbosaystuff]; MEMES + PHOTOS OF OUR BELOVED STREAMER! CREDITS GOES TO THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNERS ALL PHOTOS FOUND IN TWITTER + PINTEREST •.⌑ °· GOALS ACHIEVED #2 - ranboolive #13 - memes #6 - tumblr #1 - stantwitter ! #1 - whathaveicreated ! #1 - mcytmemes !

wilbur and jschlatt do the stanky leg

"do the stanky leg"

skeppy badboyhalo and a6d go to IKEA

just your regular fanfic of [404 error: the requested file/the_trio.jpeg/is missing]. nothing to see here. ok

Ranboo's Adventure in Ikea

Ranboo gets trapped in an Ikea and has many obstacles in his way. Will he make it out alive?

This is Minecraft Manhunt

"Can I kill the ender dragon before my friends kills me? We are about to find out." ◦𑁍◦ Dream, George, and Sapnap suddenly find themselves in a world of blocks. It's a whole new dimension, and they were curious on the secrets behind it. It was easy going for them. Until the chase began. ◦𑁍◦ Start: 5/28/2020 End:...

SBI + Tubbo Adoption AU

After Tommy and Tubbo's parents death, they were thrown around in the foster system for awhile. Tommy swore to protect Tubbo at all costs. One day, a particularly kind and odd foster family with a man named Phil, and two boys named Techno and Wilbur comes to adopt them. Will the boys finally find a family? Tommy is 13...

Damp Sand

Three years after the Waves drowned half the planet, Dream told Tommy that his friend, Tubbo, was in America. And that America was a paradise. A place where everyone shared, got along, were friends. Lived their lives as close to normal as possible. But this is America we're talking about. A change so drastic would nev...

Receeding Tides (mcyt)

After the Waves devastated the Earth, modern society collapsed. Governments didn't know what to do, and much of the world's treaties and society's pre-imposed rules went out the window. A survival for the fittest. For Tommy, his life of gaming for hours on end was disrupted, and he couldn't go back. Days of screwing a...

Night Time Sky - MCYT Fanfic

This is set in Japan, where youkai (monsters) roam the dark forests. There are little people who want to live in villages near the forests, and the hotel rooms there are cheap. As summer holidays come closer, Dream, George and Sapnap thought it would be a great idea to stay at this cheap hotel, not knowing the hauntin...

Three Futures Enslaved | Dream Team

Sapnap is a warrior, though he's sick of war. George is a prince, but all he can focus on is saving his friend. Dream is an assassin, and now, his next great task is to find his way back home. --- Book 3, after "Three Fates Entwined" and "Three Forces Empowered" (on @Inkseles acc) Dream Team Cover artist: basiclollo

The Wilted Hunt (MCYT Element AU)

"Death elementals have been persecuted for years, ever since King Phil made his little announcement. So, why don't we pay him and the princes a visit. Let's give them a reason to be scared of us" Tommy is a fire elemental who looks up to his idol, the leader of the pvp arena, Technoblade. He wants nothing more than to...