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Why J3sus Is Better Than Fan Fiction

Welcome to your religious recovery! This book holds all of the new and updated ways to overcome the urge to read fan fiction! As J3sus Chr1st, I can say reading this shit does not help you reserve a spot in heaven.

Why Jesus Is Better Than FanFiction

I am Jesus, your savior. After dealing with all the shit I do for your race, I come across this... fan fiction. I am greatly disturbed on why you read this. I am constantly wondering who larry is and why he is so important, or the cat named Phan who always seems to appear? Who are these people... They are the DE...