He had on oversized glasses, that made his face seem so tiny. But, even from back here I could see his blue eyes. He was wearing a red plaid shirt with a pair of skinny jeans, and completed the look with a pair of red Chuck Taylor's. He looked at my car in disgust, as he rolled out his bike. The first thing he said t...
A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!
H e w a s r u t h l e s s S h e w a s s a s s y H e w a s c r u e l S h e w a s s w e e t H e w a s f e a r ed S h e w a s l o v e d. .................................... " Darling raise your head" The husky voice said to me as I continued to look at my feet, in which at the moment they seemed to be ve...
Julia Roberts, 17 year old badass with a great body. Suspended 5 times, smokes, 7 piercings, and 8 tattoos. She's been nearly arrested multiple times, but has been bailed out by her filthy rich parents. They never even bother to send her to a boarding school because she never comes back obedient. Only worse. Every tim...