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  • Hell Of A Feeling - sequel to Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time
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    It's been a year since the night that changed my life for the better and now Brendon and I are closer than ever before. He knows all my faults but still loves me. He knows my strengths and makes sure I play to them any chance I get. But he knows how to get to me. Which is probably how he needed up talking me into goin...

  • ryden smut oneshots
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    just some ryden smut I've had in my notes, it goes back more than two years. some kinks possibly strong language mostly bottom ryan but they switch

  • Ryden Oneshots
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    Just a bunch of Ryden

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  • Idk how but he found me (Brallon)
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    Dallon is having the time of his life playing small shows with his pal Ryan. His new band I don't know how but they found me is taking off and he never wants to stop creating music. This is the peak of his life. Brendon is in a slump and doesn't know what to wright about anymore. He's been getting high and drunk almo...

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  • Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time - Ryden
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    It's been ten years. Ten fucking years since my band and I started this crazy journey with our first album, a fever you cant sweat out. A lot was different back then. I have a whole new band, a wife, and I haven't talked to Ryan or Jon in years. But that last part will change tonight. Tonight, I am throwing a party to...

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  • Ryden Oneshots
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    There's quite a bit of smut so if you are uncomfortable, don't read this :) *!THERE IS A SECOND ONESHOT BOOK! *

  • A Hotter Touch, A Better F... Than Any Girl You'll Ever Meet
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    Summary: The one where being Mr. Nice Guy has some unforseen consequences. - not mine :)

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  • Ryden Oneshots
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    Just fluffy. :) I've had these lying around for a while, so I thought I should post them! *As always, no disrespect to anybody, these are all fictional.

  • Senseless
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    What would you do if your favorite celebrity fell in love with you? DISCLAIMER: This was written before allegations against Brendon Urie were made. I DO NOT condone his actions and DO NOT support him anymore. ANOTHER DISCLAIMER: I wrote this when I was like 13.... it's so poorly written and none of it was thought out...

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  • last resort | ryden
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    ryan ross is brendon urie's last resort. lol this is bad and cringey, but i mean i tried please read at your own risk.

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  • older ; ryden
    121K 5.3K 44

    ryro: i think i like you beebo: you shouldn't

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  • fuck me through the phone ; ryden
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    au || "fuckboy" ryan starts texting brendon, only to become infatuated with him

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  • Sounds ⚣ Brallon
    176K 9.3K 40

    Brendon Urie was born deaf. He's been sheltered his whole life and home-schooled to adapt to his quiet life. But, the doctors found out that he could hear. It was barely, but there was hope. They eventually developed a hearing aid that could help him manage in the real world. He expects to make no friends until he mee...

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  • smutty brallon oneshots
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    pretty much what the title says. enjoy.

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  • Brallon Oneshots
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    gay stories for gay people

  • Fuck Buddies (Ryden)
    258K 5K 23

    In which Brendon and Ryan are fuck buddies. Brendon wants more and Ryan is definitely not gay... right? High School AU There will be a lot of smut. Third Person, but mainly centred around Brendon.

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  • Bands x Male Reader
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    there's not enough so im supplying ur welcome uwu all smut

  • Baby Boy [DISCONTINUED]
    117K 3.4K 68

    If you'd asked Dallon if he'd ever wanted a little, just two months ago, he would've said no. He didn't have the time for a boyfriend, let alone a little. and even if he'd have the time, he didn't think he'd be responsible enough. And now... Well, now his house was filled with crayons, stuffies, and pacifiers. His fri...

  • lemon drop » brallon
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    dallon likes to jack off. brendon posts sexual photos of himself on a blog. pretend tumblr still allows porn, k? k.