mister snitch ║ h.p x reader (social media)

❝─── 𝐑𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞'𝐬 𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐚! ───❞ "dad, can I date harry potter?" "no." "ceddy, can I date harry potter?" "no." "mum, can I date harry potter?" "I SAY GET MARRIED ALREADY!" 》𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛《 ━ Y/N Diggory and...