I Threw Glass At My Friend's Eyes and Now I'm On Probation

original on ao3 no tw tombur +=' +=' +=' Wilbur called Tommy. "Hey big guy, I thought you were coming?" He said when he heard Tommy pick up. Tommy looked down at the phone in his hands, on speaker in the park with his friends. "Uh well, big man, I sort of can't-" "What do you mean you can't?" "Wilbur, are you drunk?" ...