And Then... ...There Was A Potato

Warning: People can and have gotten hurt while (because of) reading this story! Alternate warning: Reader might be subjected to falling out of chairs because of laughter and acquiring injuries as evidenced by author's uncle's experience reading this story. :P A bunch of stories that end the same way. I don't know why...

𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬

«𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮» 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒔 ;) 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒔𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔? 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒐𝒇 𝒔𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔☠︎︎ 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬, 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚...