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  • how shed eeran conquered the world
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    'stunning, remarkable, entertaining.' - joris bohnson 'a real page-turner. you will never get bored of this exciting story.' - lana del armadillo ⚠️⚠️⚠️TW: words, sentences, the english language, heterophobia, cisphobia, racist language towards white people, the number 3⚠️⚠️⚠️

  • Mafia Alpha Mongoose Daddy
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    you read the title human. There is poorly written smut. This book is a joke but I can and will edit if you find a mistake. 70th in satire, 17/01/22

  • owned ✧ one direction
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    Y/N is sold to Mr. Simon as a gift for his five boys

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  • America High school Obama x Trump (smut warning 🥵🥵)
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    🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll se...

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  • Every Wattpad Story EVER
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    !!COMPLETED!! Ever wanted to read every wattpad story ever made in a few clicks? No? Well, I wasn't asking you. ... Yes? That's what I thought. Well, here you are! Every book genre, story, and scenario covered in the hallowed digital pages of the is e-book. Read at your own risk, I do not take responsibility for any l...

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  • The Billionaire's Billionaire ✔️
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    Adam is a billionaire, but he is also secretly a billionaire. Did I mention he's a billionaire? Also he's hiding a dark secret. And then there's Kiera Renesmee Jermagesty McKenna Ricardo Rosa de la Montoya Ramirez, a broke waitress who struggles to feed her cheese stick addiction. What happens when their paths cross...

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  • The Bad Boy {Satire} Bad boy x y/n
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    This is the love story of y/n and the big bad boy aka Jake 😦😈😎 (time doesn't exist in this story.) Coolest rankings: #1 in fight song (March 6th 2022) #1 in Satire (March 31 2022) #2 in Cliche (May 13 2022) #1 in Cringeworthy (February 9 2023)

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  • She's not like other girls
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    Draco and Y/N (a MUD BLOOD) are caught in an arranged marriage!! but she's not like other girls. she can fix this!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #9 in #notlikeothergirls🥰🥰🌺🌺

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  • Oh Joe
    342 6 2

    The love story we all know that's happening, I'm just here to report it to you in the style of a fanfiction. A slow burn enemies to lovers.

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  • Preminger x Reader
    2.9K 36 13

    This is a joke. SFW (Like all of my writings)

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  • Demon Barbie x Phsycopath Shrek
    95 3 9

    They were once kids movie/show super stars but shocking news reveals the truth.

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