Funny Texts and Jokes

Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

Aro And Ace Memes

Just some memes (and... stuff) for all my aspec people out there! I try to update every other day oh, and: THOSE ARE NOT MINE! [most of them will probably be in here multiple times cause i have the long (and short) term memory of a light bulb]

Patient Twelve

EPILOGUE WILL BE FREE STARTING JUNE 29TH, 2023! Diana wakes up in pain, tied to a bed and unable to escape. She's been trapped by a group of surgeons with a twisted passion and she's their next victim. ***** Diana Slater, a typical University stude...

I Have Decided to Protect My Fiancé from the Heroine

Kaede Sakamoto, just your average Japanese high school girl. She was hit by 'Truck-san' and died. Surprise surprise, she has reincarnated into an 'Otome game', "Doki-Doki My Love Magical Academy"; which she coincidentally played due to a recommendation from [Friend A]. Now, she vows to be a good ruler, and to prote...

The Villainess who has Reborn Five Times

The villainess who has reborn five times just wants to rest in peace. I am Odette, I was once an heiress who had it all, be it money, status or fiance. When my perfect stepsister appeared, I realized I was just a villain in this story. I, being the evil stepsister, was of course killed off halfway through the story...

Sweet Like Poison...(Mature Paranormal Romance 18+)

Vampires; I'd only ever heard stories about them, never had the privilege of meeting one in person. The rules that had been enacted and enforced by the human faction's government, run by my father, forbade that anyone venture into the southern forests. And so, we humans went on with our daily routine, no one daring to...

Mermaids And The Vampires Who Love Them

This book is now TOTALLY FREE! Everyone knows mermaids and vampires can't date. But when a mermaid ends up at a boarding school with a smoking hot vampire for a roommate, will love take a bite? ***** Just before her senior year of high school, mer...