Lord of the Rings Chatroom (Now with Hobbit)

Warning: This is NOT a serious piece of literature! This is a (hopefully) funny chatroom story, with the Lord of the Rings characters! If you want a bit of a laugh, read on. If you want a structured critical essay, why the hell are you on Wattpad? - NOW WITH HOBBIT CHARACTERS!!! - At chat 50, I added in some bonus...

A Kingly Dinner (Lord of the Rings)

King Thranduil holds a feast in honor of a settlement guard in the Great Hall. Everything seems to go steady as planned, until the time comes of the feast. King Thranduil's son Legolas is missing the feast and when he does show up, he vents his father's anger. Why is Prince Legolas behaving so strangely?