A mermaid in the bath

A mermaid, the transformation of a boring accountant, an atomic submarine and a lot of jokes. Now available as a paperback, with mermaid illustrations. See the last section for a special offer! www.miltonmarmalade.uk The first several updated chapters will remain here on Wattpad for your delectation.

Worst Comebacks In History

The misadventures of three intelligent teenagers who are almost always bored. In their Spanish lessons, anyway.