A Weirdos Guide To Swag

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

The Cell Phone Swap

Keeley accidentally swaps cell phones with a rivaling high school's star quarterback. Unable to switch back until a week later, she must interact with the arrogant boy, passing along texts and voicemails. As she gets to know him better, she realizes there's more to him than sexual innuendos and egotistical comments. B...

My Beloved is a wolf?

A Vampire girl has the life shes always dreamed of. Perfect house, perfect boyfriend, and perfect coven. What happens when she goes to school and the pack of dogs are there? What happens when one of them are her beloved?

There's A Jock in My Bed! [✓]

#1 & 3 in the "There's A..." series. #2 is on my profile. [Editing] He's popular, I'm a nobody. He's a senior, I'm a freshman. He goes to wild parties, I stay home all night. So how did he end up in my bed? Where will it go from here and how much will he pay to keep it all a secret? (Boyxboy) Cover by @LoveInsanity

Hes just a tease. (BoyxBoy)

Andy Biersack's adopted son Andy Jr goes to stay with Christian's family while they go on tour. but when Jr meets Nick and falls in love with him. how will he tell Andy, hes always been a ladys man. but now that hes found his mate things change for good.

The Marionette

I don't know what I was thinking leaving my child behind, now I suffer the curse and now I am blind. With all this anger guilt and sadness coming to haunt me forever, I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river. Is this revenge I'm seeking? Or seeking someone to avenge me? Stuck in my own paradox I wanna set my...