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  • Our Happy Ending - Our Flag Means Death (EdxStede)
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    A year and a half after Stede and Ed reconcile, they make time to visit Mary and the children on a secluded beach. --- Just a sweet little epilogue, a happy ending to salve the soul. CW: References to Ed's depression.

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  • Do You Believe in Magic?
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    After an ill-fated visit to a very strange island, Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet wake up in each others' bodies. --- Just a silly lil bodyswap fic because every fandom needs one. This takes place somewhere around their co-captaincy, before the British and before the Act of Grace. Ed knows he has feelings for Stede, bu...

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  • To Live on the Land We Must Learn from the Sea
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    Stede Bonnet is a mermaid who longs to be a pirate. When the chance comes along for him to have legs, he jumps onboard. However, in order to keep them, he has to kill or seduce a pirate captain in two weeks. Easy, right? Title of this fic is a line from the song "Calypso" by John Denver.

  • What Happens in Vegas?
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    Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet are best friends who also work together at a game development company. The two of them go to Las Vegas for a conference and are sharing a room. Ed has been harboring a secret crush for his friend, who has just recently separated from his wife. He has no idea if the feeling is mutual - but...

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  • When We Were Young
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    After a health scare, Stede wishes that he and Ed had met when they were younger. It turns out the healer they brought Ed to is also a witch, and she's decided to be generous. But is it what either of them really want? You should always be careful what you wish for. --- Age regression to their twenties, and all the an...

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  • Bad Dog - Our Flag Means Death (Ed x Izzy)
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    Izzy Hands reflects on his history with Blackbeard, and how the man he'd dedicated his life to was lost to ennui and then to a ponce named Stede Bonnet. ---- The tone of this is darker and more serious than my other OFMD pieces because it's from Izzy's perspective. Someone described Izzy as being in the wrong genre...

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  • A Pirate's Life For Us
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    Ed is trapped on his ship with Izzy Hands and a new crew of murderous pirates who will kill him at the first sign of weakness. Meanwhile, Stede has returned and realized his terrible mistake. With no ship and no money, he goes to Spanish Jackie for help. Jackie puts him in touch with an infamous pirate who has her own...

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  • It's your choice
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    Izzy's only duty is to his captain, Blackbeard. Until I come along... this story is from my POV (1st person), so don't bitch about it not being x reader. I don't own any of the characters or the tv show, only this story

  • The Captains' Bed - Our Flag Means Death (EdxStede)
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    Stede insists Ed, as co-captain, share the captain's bed. Sweetness and intimacy, but not smut. ---- Check out my ongoing (frequently updated) take on season 2: A Pirate's Life For Us: https://www.wattpad.com/1211268638-a-pirate%27s-life-for-us-our-flag-means-death-season

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  • As If the Seas Should Part - Our Flag Means Death
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    Ed has been recalled to the Republic of Pirates to stand trial for crimes against his own kind. The Revenge needs allies, as they've made many powerful enemies in the year they've been sailing together. As much as they both try to convince themselves that pirates need unity more than they need to punish Ed, both are...

  • Im sorry | Our flag means death fluff/angst
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    edit: OMG GUYS ITS HAPPENING!! SEASON 2! (Writing this to channel my excitement for season 2 in something) Stede finds half of his crew on a deserted island and straight away realises that Jim, Frenchie and Lucius are missing. Stede and his crew set off to find the revenge and get back the rest of their crew and apol...

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  • Where the Stars Meet the Sea - Our Flag Means Death
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    A long awaited reunion. The stars and the sea in perfect balance. But there's that tiny shred of denial. Denial that the gunshot hasn't doomed them. ***** This takes place after Season 1, and was written before Season 2 came out. I'm in the past guys, tell me, is Season 2 good? Is it even out as you're reading this? ...

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  • Another Halloween - An Our Flag Means Death Modern AU
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    Ed and Stede keep meeting at Halloween parties as the years pass and their circumstances change. Each time they meet, their connection deepens. But a fuller relationship is always just out of reach. --- This story takes place over a number of years as Ed and Stede's lives change and intersect. CW: Infidelity happens b...

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  • Our Flag Means Death oneshots (Mainly Ed And Stede)
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    brain is gone only gay pirates now (Cover is not my art)

  • The Thrill Of You
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    Stede was a well-known gentleman who was understood to have been very unsettled with his life. Married with children, his life lacked a certain feel of something he craved. Well, be careful what you wish for as the day of the raid had happened. Blackbeard had come.

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  • And He Hung The Moon
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    What if the moment in the moonlight after the party on the fancy ship had gone down differently? What if both men had a touch more courage and came to realize their feelings for one another sooner? --- Just a short little piece set during the last scene of 'The Best Revenge is Dressing Well.' Things go a little differ...

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  • Wonderful Indulgences
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    Stede Bonnet is most certainly not the runaway son of an incredibly wealthy baron, who fled the very night he was to be wed to a Ms. Mary Allamby. Heavens no! He's a Lighthouse Keeper. And as a very good lighthouse keeper, he is positive absolutely nothing will go wrong. Not a thing. {This is also over on ao3 if you p...

  • OFMD Scenarios
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    I am very open to OFMD one shots

  • The Deliberate Seduction of Izzy Hands by Declan Finch, Stable Hand
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    This is an offshoot story of my novel-length fic, The Accidental Seduction of Edward Teach by Stede Bonnet, Gentleman Pirate. That fic is canon divergent and splits off around the end of episode 8 and assumes that Calico Jack and Izzy never betrayed the crew, so the slow burn of Ed and Stede's relationship continued...

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  • The Accidental Seduction of Edward Teach by Stede Bonnet, Gentleman Pirate
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    "Well, that's that, then. I know he's your friend, Ed, but he was a toxic influence on the crew. And on you as well," Stede declared. Something about those words stung Ed just a little. He wasn't not-not himself with Jack. It was just that being around him seemed to bring out the part of him that enjoyed giving and re...

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  • Our Flag Means Death ♡ One Shots
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    ♡ no smut! ♡one-shots ♡any suggestions are appreciated! ♡started: July 11th 2022

  • Sirens - Our Flag Means Death (EdxStede)
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    Stede and Ed spend a moment alone while the crew enjoys shore leave. They talk of odysseys. ---- Follow me for more OFMD fic. I don't see myself stopping anytime soon! The Captains' Bed, (StedexEd): https://www.wattpad.com/story/306594912-the-captains%27-bed-our-flag-means-death-edxstede OR check out my ongoing (frequ...

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