Gay dinosaur

A book I'm making up on the spot. Trust me you will love it✨ Exactly want the cover says😏

gay bar dalla part 2 cream

dave and bella are finally togethr and eveyrthing is great. but when an accident happens at bellas burthday partty will things change forevrr???":"?":?"?"? part 2 of the gay bar series rate gay bar now/ featuring some new characters such as trevor dunn and trey spruance

gay bar dalla part 3 thrash metal album

everything is going great for dave and bella until their relationship escalates to the next level. meanwhile mike tries to figure out who he really is. part 3 of the gay bar series pleae rate gay baer

gay bar dalla part 4 nipples the finale

with the gay bar series coming to a close bella faces maturity when she finally goes through with her wedding. she thinks she can finally settle down until the surprise of her life occurs and she has to go through more than she eveer expected. including so many peopl man i cant even count rate this story part four the...

anal stroke mike patton x anthony kiedis enemies to lovers

mike patton ajd anthony kiedis are complete enemies they totally hate each other and they expect it to aklways be this way. until oen day theyre hired to go on tiur with each other!??????????????!!?!!! and then theyre closer than ever for like a minth?????????/////////// find out what craaziness ensues. obviously thid...

awesome amazing imagines

im writing something again., i am litrally writing imagines whatever/. just of random people and ironically pbviously like everything else i do is. yu can request something just comment or whatever.

tit lips a pulp fiction reprise with random people

dave grohl and mike patton are hitmen working for a vewy scawy unknown boss. their stories intertwine with other weird ass characters. what wacky sikly adventures will they get into in pulp fiction?????? find out by reading the book dipshit

gay bar dave grohl x bella swan also mike patton

bella swan moves into a new town and starts a new life. she thinks she is the greatest and can make evrytpne love her until she meets dave grohl. he changes her life for the better. bur can they still be together when daves secret is revealed???>>?>>> a classic romance story of two opposites what dlo yo...

Mike Patton and Vehicular Assault

Honestly, not into the whole 'make a decent title thing' and I'm not into making covers either. The words are the content, read them, enjoy their bizarreness, laugh if you will.

Alive | Eddie Vedder & Mike Patton

It's 1991 - Violet moves to Seattle with her close pal Eddie Vedder, when she gets closer to the man of her dreams - Mike Patton. However, not all is as it seems. Even behind the sweetest eyes can hide dark twists and secrets, and on a painful journey, she finds them. ( Also references to Chris Cornell, Anthony Kiedis...

☆ scott tenorman x ftm reader ☆

very gay. i dont know how to write descs :^)

Taste You 🔞

T is for taste T is for trio. Mike, Trevor and reader. I'm dedicating this one to my seance partner. Long live the King.

MY PARENTS!

bc yeah

𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑳 𝑬𝒀𝑬𝑺 - 𝑴𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑷𝑨𝑻𝑻𝑶𝑵 ♛

"𝑨𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒍 𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔, 𝒂𝒎 𝑰 𝒅𝒆𝒄𝒆𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒓 𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒉? 𝑭𝒐𝒓 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝑰 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒏 𝒎𝒆." - Journalist Beth Blackwell is promised the chance to document the recording of the Red Hot Chili Peppers' new album Blood Sugar Sex Magik, but is snu...

Faith No More and Mr. Bungle Oneshots

A collection of oneshots of ships and such from my two favorite bands at the moment. Hope y'all enjoy them :)

A Night of Surprises

On a calm Saturday night, Amanda hears noises coming from her front yard. What will happen when she finds out it's her hot neighboor Mike messing with her trashcan?... --- Hey there! I'm new here. This is a little Mike Patton story. He is about 33 years old in this, since the story is set on 2001. It was supposed to...

Mike Patton One Shots

I do have a main Mike x Female reader fic in the works but I have writers block for it and I'm only like halfway through the first chapter lmfao, so have these one shots instead. Mostly Mike x female (Bcoz I am female myself lol) But I have tried my best to write some decent Mike x male ones too, as I know certain peo...