"Calum and Thomas are the same person." "You've got to be kidding me." In which a girl falls inlove with two different people but little did she know that it's just one person [updated info]
"Calum, I'm old enough to be your mother." "Then fucking show me how much of a woman you are." who's your mommy? ranked #229 in fanfiction- 5.3.15 copyright; brighteyedirwin cover creds to my hoe @arcticpeters
As Amelia stands in front of Room 413 she knows she's about to come face to face with her biggest problem. Calum Hood. It's not the first time they've met, and it won't be the last... "I love the players, and you love the game."
"I didn't expect my world to be flipped upside down by a simple card in the mail." a part two to my first book so read that one first
"Lastly, we have a very pure baby girl. 16 year old Rosa-Leigh . Slim, soft, tanned, long brunette hair, green eyes. Naturally beautiful. Oh yes, how could I forget. She is a pure Virgin, and shall obey any man to give herself to. If she or shall not obey, punishments will be required..Do I have £10,000?" "£12,000!"...
in which a boy and a girl meet in the hospital, where they feel farthest from home. but they soon find home in each other.
Book one in the baby girl series When ana meets calum, ahes in for a wild ride, but Calum isn't cut out for relationships. "D-daddy! More!" "What do you say baby girl?" "Please?" If you don't like: age gap Smut An asshole mysoginist character Cheating Meddling brothers DONT READ IT thanks.
in which a boy that commits suicide, gets another chance at life. © uhmirwin 2014-2015 {lowercase intended + alternate universe} {COMPLETED}
Calum Hood has always hated me but I have no clue why. He's bullied me everyday for the past 4 years, I'm just glad I won't have to see him after I graduate.. Right?
In which a babysitter gets fucked daily by her customers brother: a fuckboy.
"call me daddy," "the fuck i look like bitch?" "what? all i want is for you to-" "i aint callin' you mother fucking daddy."
"im just doing my job, and a little more" barely any apostrophes and lower case intended. IN NO WAY AM I SHIPPING HALSEY AND CALUM JS, I JUST THINK ASHLEY IS UNBELIEVABLY PRETTY AND SHOULD BE THE CHARACTER.
dickaphobia; (n) the fear of dicks and being creeped out by them. © sleepydrummers 2k15 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. #26 in Humor/#129 in Fanfiction
"Do you know what happens to bad girls?" "Yes, Daddy." warning: this book has freaky shit *lower case intended*
he just wanted sex. she just wanted to be loved. so they compromised this is the ugliest book ive ever written, the storyline is good but my writing isn't. if you want good material, go read my other books :)
Calum believes that he's got everything a guy could ever wish for: popularity, a band with his best friends, and pretty girls in his high school swooning over him. He always thinks that whatever Calum wants, Calum gets. But of course, nothing stays the same. It all started when a girl named Kristen bumped and crashed...
"Calum, why is everyone in this town so afraid of you?" [this isn't scary i promise]
