Corny Jokes to Lighten Your Day With a Groan

Everyone needs a laugh Everyday, I will add another terrible joke No copyright infringement intended None of the following jokes are meant to offend

The Power of Rest

#Wattys2014 Award Winner: This candid, heartfelt collection of essays addresses many of life's thorniest challenges. Whether you struggle with a perennially messy house, run away worrying, depression, an unhappy relationship, mega-stress or even the devastating loss of a loved one, give yourself the gift of The Power...

Second Thoughts

Personal essays about life : identity, women, widowhood, families, relationships, love, money and much more

Essays on Writing

Essays on Writing is a collection of thoughts I come across during my writing journey. They cover topics such as grammar, editing, writing, publishing and very often character and story development within the expectations of genre or society.

The Technical rant book

I don't care if this gets hate, these are my opinion and these are my rants and. . . look, there's an owl! Major look.It will be updated randomly. This will go in a variety of topics, with the rants labeled with numbers; pretty much aaannyyywhherree and everywhereeeee!

Stolen Hearts (2012 Wattys Finalist)

A young man wakes up to find he's been kidnapped and being held a prisoner. He's told he won't be harmed and he'll be returned home soon, but can he believe them? Now he has to figure out how to survive while he shares his prison with one of the kidnappers, a mysterious girl who watches over him. Stolen Hearts wa...

The Ambassador Program

The Ambassador Program is comprised of a global team of Wattpadders who are strongly passionate about connecting readers & writers through storytelling. They live, breathe, and share Wattpad with the world, one step at a time. If you want to learn more about the program, and how to apply, this is the story to chec...

The Random Book of Random Rants.

Just what the name suggests. A Random Book of Random rants that I have in my head.

The Project

Kayla was hoping for the perfect senior year. She had made through the first semester with her hopes fulfilled. She had great friends, got along with everybody, had good grades, and had no enemies. But on the first day of her second semester her principle had a surprise for the entire senior class. They all had to tak...

The Jerk

Rosswen Blake has never had it easy but she tries not to let it get in her way. She can't. Not since she's the one keeping the bullies at bay. Set in a typical high school, "the Jerk" focuses on the effects and consequences that bullies have on their victims, and shows that there isn't just one type. Real bullying exp...

The Cell Phone Swap

Keeley accidentally swaps cell phones with a rivaling high school's star quarterback. Unable to switch back until a week later, she must interact with the arrogant boy, passing along texts and voicemails. As she gets to know him better, she realizes there's more to him than sexual innuendos and egotistical comments. B...

SomewhatDistracted Critiques

So you want me to read your story? Do you really want to know how I feel about Seriously, Horrible? Maybe you want a few pointers about writing? Read on!

Love You Forever (The Restricted Chapters)

These are the juicy bits that can't be in the PG-13 version of Love You Forever (A Sequel to Stolen Hearts). If you don't want to read sex scenes, don't read. If you're not 18, don't read. It's as simple as that. :) Beautiful cover by @EnjxiiBlxck

Cracking the Wattpad Code: Insider Secrets the Pros don't want you to know!

Warning: This book WILL make you successful on Wattpad! Are you an unknown author wanting to gain success on Wattpad? Tried everything and you're still unnoticed? Hi, I'm Mike Limjoco and I've done it all on Wattpad. I have hit a million reads on two of my books, and I've made it to the first page of the Hot List in f...

The Most Precious of All (A Christmas Story)

This sweet Christmas story is my present to fans of Stolen Hearts and Love You Forever and was released over three days, beginning Christmas Eve 2013. It's the conclusion to Robert and Georgie's incredible love story that you definitely won't want to miss! Book 3 in the Stolen Hearts Trilogy Book 1 - Stolen Hearts B...

Companion #42

Hidden deep within the stars, a company obsessed with a mysterious man named The Doctor arises and begin mass producing 'Companions'- robotic people perfectly designed to travel with The Doctor, protecting the galaxies. They lie in a dark cybersleep, waiting for the day when The Doctor will come, never to wake up. Bu...

Musically Gifted? Well, I Used to Play the Recorder...

"Remind me again why I thought spending six weeks with a bunch of hyperactive, sweaty and supposedly 'musically gifted' kids was a good idea?" Bailey Cunningham has gone and taken the plunge - she's not only signed up for the job of a camp counselor at Triple Lakes Camp for Musically Gifted Children, but she's roped...

Doctor Who Quotes 2

More quotes from Doctor Who (in case the title was unclear). All rights to the BBC.

28 Ways to get Kicked out of Mcdonalds

Have you ever thought of 28 ways to get kicked out of Mcdonalds?!?

7 Advanced Tips to Improve Your Wattpad Stories

There are hundreds of fantastic books about writing for hopeful authors to choose from, but most of them are boring, complicated, and bogged down by filler. This little book is brief, straight forward, and easy to understand. I hope it will serve as an easy-to-read manual to help serious writers perfect their craft. I...

Wattppad Rules you should follow

Bye, Bye Virginity

*WARNING: Written in 2008, some content may be offensive* Stasee is your typical shy, quiet teenage girl until the night her brother's best friend Damen Hurtz decides to finally acknowledge her existence. In a desperate attempt to gain his acceptance she allows him to take the one thing every girl values most...her...

Whovian Stuff

Just a bunch of whovian stuff.

Much Ado About Writing

While I'm not a published author, I like to believe I've learnt a lot already about writing in general. This is a collection of articles, thoughts and personal experiments about our craft.

7 Simple Tips to Improve Your Wattpad Stories

Welcome Wattpadders! This book will be short and to the point. I won’t bore you with mundane grammar rules or the crap you learn in English class, but I will offer simple suggestions on how to improve your writing. These are tips that I use every day when I sit down to write. Nothing fancy, just the basics. I can’t pr...

Wattpad Rant

Just random things that I feel need to change. Or such. trigger warnings: swearing

Real Life Sucks

Harry's Hogwarts life had never been easy. Why should this 'Real Life' class be any different?

Love You Forever (2013 Wattys Finalist)

A young man struggles to carry on, scarred and broken by everything that's happened to him since he was kidnapped and held prisoner. What happened to the beautiful, mysterious girl who haunts his dreams? Will the love they shared be strong enough to bring them together again? Find out in Love You Forever! Love You...

The Night That Changed Everything

We've all made mistakes before, right? But when Kayla Stewart makes the drunken mistake of falling into the bed of the previously heartbroken ladies man, Damion Lucas, she soon finds out that this is one mistake that will never be forgotten. Kayla's mistake brings her life to an unexpected standstill, throwing her tow...