❝Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?❞ Just a couple conversations for shits and giggles between four idiotic beings on how to be sarcastic and other necessities. [Book 2 in the "How To" series] WARNING: CONTAINS A LOT OF SWEARS AND TALKS ABOUT MATURE CONTENT.
A collection of things aromantics and asexuals are sick of hearing.
oh my god this book is so weird and cringey I'm! not! like! this! anymore! if you know me irl please don't judge me, I was in a phase and alone ~ ahahahahahahaha i'm going to hell ~trigger warning~ don't click on this if you're innocent
Guitar chords and lyrics for some songs! Songs by 5SOS, Green Day, Blink 182, All Time Low, One Direction, Taylor Swift, Fifth Harmony and more :) Feel free to request! (:
Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out t...
❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.
24 Hours in Paris is now published as a Paperback & E-book by W by Wattpad Books (this story is also now available on YONDER, your next-generation reading app from the Wattpad family. Join me on YONDER today by downloading the app for iOS or Android)! As a Wattpad reader, you can now access both the Original Edition a...
With a brutal, faceless killer walking freely on the streets of Freetown, everyone's instinct is to run and hide. Seventeen-year-old Cassidy Meyer's instincts however, immediately urge her to run toward the direction of danger in an attempt to unmask the killer's identity, thereby satisfying her life-long obsession fo...
"...No I'm practicing how to die..." "...I'm sorry, but I didn't know I wake up so I can impress you..." "...I was attacking the floor!..." "...Sorry my shower wasn't working so I came and decided to shower in the rain..." "...Say what now?..." Ellie Carbuckle is a random and a little stupid. She doesn't know how to m...