The Whore and the Virgin

Summertime (Frerard)

"You can run away with me, anytime you want." I want to get away. Away from the abuse at home, at school hell, but we're not friends. I could never be friends with Gerard Way. He's just some guy that fate seems to drive me towards. His brother may be even more of asshole than him, making my school life living hell and...

Gene Therapy - Phan

Phan AU: Mutant, and proud. Concept based X-Men but not really a crossover + no characters from X-men included. You can absolutely read this with no prior knowledge of the movies/comics. Sci-fi, powers, adventure and a healthy dose of drama. Random genetic mutations occur, some unnoticeable and others catastrophic. If...

Knock Three Times - phan

Phan - Happy halloween! The ultimate clichéd and ambiguous horror fic title. Phil comes home from a tough day to find Dan acting a little odd...

dick: love is hard (the dick fic)

The tragic love story between Dan Howell and Nick Jonas. #dick Long Distance can be tough sometimes: with Dan's existential crises and Nick getting 'Hellish' and 'Jealous', but they love each other. Will their love prevail? "@/nickjonas: @/danhowell Hey buddy you in London?" "@/danisnotonfire: @/nickjonas as it happ...

Human - phan

Dan is a dancer, but it's his best kept secret. Moving to a new college results in new friends, new hobbies and a new outlook in life; but what does it really mean to be human? A series of strange and seemingly unconnected events unfold that all seem to link back to Dan's mysterious new boyfriend. etcetc phan with ki...

Take Me By The Hand

Screw the fluffy cute crap and let's get straight to the point; Pregnancy sucks. And it's only worse when you're a man. Frank finds himself at the party of the year with the guy of his dreams. After only one night, Frank finds himself falling hard for Zacky, and it seems like Zacky feels the same way, until Frank's fr...

In Between // phan

Book 2 in the Grim Reaper trilogy! After Phil gets rejected by the Highers in his request to be a Reaper, him and Dan decide to live in the human world together. But when Dan's friend, PJ, tells him that the Highers want him back, and are willing to accept Phil, Dan is honestly quite happy to be going back. After the...

The lion cereal fic

Phil the innocent man child loves cereal, especially lion cereal. He would never save any cereal for his flatmate dan the dirty minded antisocial lad to eat. One day, Dan decides to do something about it, so now Phil is about to get a custom made bowl of cereal coming his way. *SMUT WARNING 12+*

The Sushi Fic

I'm sorry.

The Flop Fic- phan

This was not written by me, but my a girl named Kate.. Enjoy

Pretty. (Frerard, Petekey, Ryden, Peterick)

((Basically this is one big messy gay bandom AU, features just about every ship in the emo trinity and a few more)) Frank is the only gay guy he knows, stuck in the rather restricting and conservative world of Catholic school with his two best friends and their Catholic upbringings, where his daily adrenaline hits com...

Weird Fanfics

Strange fanfics that I make.

Dear Diary, Life is trying me

Gerard Way, awkward teenager extraordinaire, decides to write in a journal to get rid of some of his teenage angst. Along the way, he becomes infatuated with a boy around his age named Frank. Will he have a chance with him? Read and find out! You do not need to be a fan of My Chemical Romance to understand the story...

Haunted (Dan Howell/Phil Lester)

When Dan dies from a sudden sickness Phil finds it hard to let go. //Don't steal\\

The sponge fic (spongebob)

This is my first works It's spongebob and a female named Emily even though I don't mention her name Enjoy it GRAPHIC THE ORIGINAL SPONGE FIC

The Fic Fic (PHAN FICTION)

The Fic Fic is a fanfiction for the Phan lovers. Mkay well i just wanna let y'all know this isn't a smut sorry for letting your hopes down. I'm not much of a sucker for provocatives SORRY. Plus, i wrote this while back ago while i was a cringeworthy 12 yr old so bare with the tonnes of false grammars. I mean ya'kno i...

The Dove Keeper

Frank is a seventeen-year-old who doesn't want to grow up and has little aspirations for anything beyond standing outside the local liquor store and getting drunk. But when he meets Gerard, the old, aging, and well known fag artist, he is offered something he cannot turn down. NOT MY STORY.

A Dementor's Kiss - Phan

Phan, kickthestickz and multiple youtubers at hogwarts! Dan Howell, a shy third year slytherin, is befriended by fifth year hufflepuff Phil Lester. Dan is quiet and alone, with little faith in his abilities, but with the comfortable and kind-hearted Phil he will learn to flourish in the wizarding world. This is a chap...

Folie à Deux (Frerard)

The Sims fic: A phanfiction

Based on true events. Written with my friend friend Hillary ( @FrickleFrackleHowell )after we played sims 3.

Illumination of the End (Frerard)

Frank gets kicked out of his house after his parents find out about his drug addiction. He's left without a home, but Gerard, the strange art kid that he's seen around school a few times, helps him out. What happens when Frank starts to fall for Gerard? He's never felt this way about a guy before, but will Gerard have...

Lie To Me (Frerard)

Gerard was late, and it was fucking raining. He'd missed the bus and it was fucking raining, and he was totally going to get dropped from the play if he was late again and he was so fucking screwed, but honestly Gerard wasn't all that keen on it when he'd heard the only main part he'd managed to get in this damn theat...

Spilled Coffee - Frerard (On Hold)

So what happens when Frank spills coffee on an attractive stranger? Read to find out what goes on!

Frank Iero Must Die {Frerard}

Gerard Way is a ruthless killer,. His target, Frank Iero, is an assassin as well, and Gerard isn't sure if he can beat him. When they're suddenly forced to work together to survive, feelings start to develop, but will it get in the way of survival? Rated R for sexual content, swearing and violence

Polly paints a penis

The shrek fic. (Phan)

Shrek is in Dan and Phils house.

Misfit (Phan AU)

Dan is different. He's learned to accept that. Well, as best he can anyway, considering he's never really had much of a choice. It's been this way for as long as he can remember, the constant runaround process of trying to feel normal. His life is built around it, trying to trick both himself and everyone he interacts...

The Secret Relationship of Dan and Phil

Dan and Phil, or danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil, are best friends who share a flat. Nothing more, nothing less. Until, of course, something happens which makes them both realize how much they mean to each other. Is it worth jeopardizing their friendship for something that probably won't work?

Desolation Row || Gerard Way Oneshot

A small, rebellious, punk rock band in the big city of New York. One girl, a quiet fan who attends every concert. One lead singer with a habit of leaving the broken hearts of fans and groupies behind him. What happens when he spots a certain girl in the crowd? ---- A one shot based around the video Desolation...