Comebacks Are My Second Language

100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)

Anemic [on hold]

A n e m i c - lack of soul. Jennifer Clarke, daughter of Michael Clarke the multimillionaire, had it all. She had the looks, the cars, the money and the hearts of men in the palm of her hand. But she also had fangs. Miss Clarke liked to play with her food and never hesitated to sink her fangs into an unsuspecting vic...

Jokes for when you are bored!

I will try my best to entertain you but can't guarantee satisfaction. Please remember that some jokes are about blondes and others may be sightly racist and stuff like that!!! I didn't make these jokes up! They are from other books, apps, people and the Internet.

Dumb jokes for smart kids

In this book, there will be funny jokes that I hope will be funny to other people:)

Quotes and Comebacks

Cool comebacks and insults

The Makeover

Ugly. That's what she was. And then a year later, she's stunningly beautiful. Beautiful is an understatement actually. What do you do if the girl you teased is suddenly the hottest thing to ever walk the earth? Addison learns that when you suddenly become drop dead gorgeous that people aren't always what they seem. Cu...

Bitch quotes

Quotes

{ELEMENTISTS OF WILLOW FOREST BOOK IV} The Day of Death

BOOK FOUR OF THE WILLOW FOREST ELEMENTISTS SAGA Sasha, Ethan, Luke and the other Elementists (people who can control one of the seven mythical Elements) are now caught up in whatever's going to happen between their leader, Olivia, and her nemesis, Felix. Sasha desperately wants to know why Felix hates Olivia so much...

Text jokes

Come read this. It will make you laugh a lot

Famous Instagram Names

Gibbys guide to bordom

If you are looking for ways to stop bordom read this

Gothic Romance - (LGBT)

It was pitch black outside, the only light came from the lantern at the front of the coach, bobbing crazily over the road. The coach picked up speed again, and Jonathan remained at the window, waiting to catch a glimpse of Castle Blackstone, the place that would be his home for the next six years. Romance / Historic...

She Who Sees Through Darkness

An ex-spy's quest for redemption leads her into an uneasy partnership with a genetically-engineered dragon. For decades, an elite group of spies within the CIA has kept the existence of magic secret from the world. Katrina Harris counted herself among their number, until a drunken brawl with a co-worker got her fired...

{ELEMENTISTS OF WILLOW FOREST BOOK II} The Pain of Earth

BOOK TWO OF THE WILLOW FOREST ELEMENTISTS SAGA When you ask somebody "What did you do in the last month?" The answer doesn't usually involve vanishing phones, talking lions and parting rivers. Welcome to the world of Sasha Brunner. She's an Elementist. This kind of stuff happens. But when two of her friends get ki...

Comedy Texting

Jokes, hilarious comebacks, funny texts, this book has it all. If you are looking for a good laugh, here you go!

funny pictures and jokes

title says it all

Annifer

Time is running out. Princess Annifer's brother is in mortal danger from a deadly enemy and she's about to be banished from the kingdom for good. Her friends are too scared to help her. With nothing but her wits to rely on, Annifer must trace the only person who can save them - the mysterious Wise Woman she remembers...

Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

The Final Season

Think you know Every Witch Way? Think again!

Not heaven nor hell

When Skye gets bullied at school at her dad gets depressions she thinks things can't get any worse.Oh and she is dead an angel in the clouds but not in heaven nor hell.set on a quest with a handsome boy and a silent girl but the main question will she survive it .

Bad Luck

A pesky and stubborn black cat full of attitude. A lovely red haired girl with a passion for animals. A mysterious and brooding boy with a lot of secrets and an accident that puts them all together. Bad Luck sometimes can come in disguise for true love! Now it's time for Mia to get Lucky! *The book will be soon...

NO ORDINARY SLEEPOVER!

Lucy and her best friend Penny are so excited about their 40,000,000 sleepover, but this is no ordinary sleepover, Lucy and Penny sneak out and find this haunted house while Lucy's family is asleep.Penny is frightened the whole trip there and back, will you help Penny overcome her fears along the way? come join the ad...

Kimberly Konquers the World, Book 1

How would you describe Franklin Stine? "Devoted underachiever." "Too bland to pick out of a police line-up." "Vanilla paste mixed with white rice and a side of chalk." Or maybe just one word: boring. As in "the most boring boy in the entire world." (They had an awards ceremony; he took home a lazy little trophy.) All...

Velicious Book One (un-editied)

Dante leans in, his cool breath against my cheek. “Acceptance is the first step to overcoming misfortune.” Misfortune was a light way of describing my current life. “I got a proposition for you,” he says as I felt a shiver race down my back. I looked at him curiously, “And that would be?” Dante looked over at the far...

The Amulet

A Supernatural, Devil May Cry, and Percy Jackson crossover. Ashlynn Kinney is your typical teenage girl. She watches tv, she sleeps, and she plays video games. That is until the Winchesters appear at her door to save her from a demon attack. When she learns she's the number one most wanted because of a strange amulet...

Funny Percy Jackson Pics

Just some pics that I don't own in the media lol I either got them from other wattpadders or Google XP

The Last of the Firedrakes [Watty Award Winner 2015]

⭐️Silver Medal winner in the 2016 Readers' Favorite Book Award, Silver award winner in IBPA's 2016 Benjamin Franklin Awards, Semifinalist Winner in the 2016 Kindle Book Award, Finalist in the 2015 USA Best Book Awards, Winner in Wattpad's 2015 Watty Awards, Awesome Indies Approved & A Wattpad Featured Story⭐️ She neve...

TED

Ted

Royal Blood (Book I)

[WINNER OF BEST HISTORICAL FICTION STORY IN THE FICTION AWARDS] There is a story that has been whispered into ear after ear across many countries. It's a sad but hopeful story, the story of The Lost Princess of Scotland. You should know that the story I am about to tell you is true. The horrific events within said sto...