Cheesy Jokes from Harry Styles

cheesy jokes that harry styles might say... the first, original, joke book

Chauffeur || l.s

❝I'm still confused on why I'm riding a car when I could be riding you, daddy.❞ in which harry is a spoiled princess and gets sexually involved with his family's chauffeur - Louis Tomlinson. © pleasurelouis, 2016

The Art Of Getting By // h.s.

In which a brokenhearted writer has lost all of his inspiration to finish writing his novel, The Art Of Getting By because how can he write about one getting by, when he can't himself? When he loses all motivation to even try with his life, a fan of his, a girl with bright green eyes, strawberry blonde hair, and a smi...

Baby Girl h.s

"Be a good girl and come sit on daddys lap."

Selected || H.S

25 girls, coming from all around the world, are chosen to be part of The Selection, a competition where the winner gets to marry the Prince, and soon to be King, of Limia; Harry Styles. Madison Pearl, a Four, an artist, gets picked amongst millions to fight for Harry's heart. But will her recent break up and the sudde...

pillowtalk // h.s.

it's our paradise / it's our warzone

Parfait || l.s

"You are so, uhm . . . parfait." Harry says, blushing slightly when Louis gives him a confused look. "What?" Louis asks, glancing at Liam who has his eyebrows scrunched together and is glaring at Harry. "Perfect . . . This guy called you perfect, Lou." Liam states sternly, crossing his arms and looking at Harry. "Oh,"...

Baby Boy ✧ Larry Stylinson

❝I want you to be my submissive.❞ In which a teenager named Harry Styles becomes Louis Tomlinsons' baby. {daddy kink} {light bdsm} THIS SUCKS AT FIRST BUT GETS BETTER AS YOU READ ON, I PROMISE. © pleasurelouis, 2015 - 2016

Bad Habit h.s

"He saw darkness in her beauty and she saw beauty in his darkness."

who's your daddy? » afi [completed]

In which an eighteen year old girl becomes infatuated with her best friend's father. WARNING: daddy kink, smut, & large age gap. #1 ranking in daddyashton.

The Stepbrother // Luke Hemmings

When sixteen-year-old, Anastasia 'Annie' Evans, finds out that her mother's newly-engagement comes with having a stepbrother, she starts to develop a certain attachment to him; not knowing that she's about to embark on a euphoric adventure full of lust, lies, and secrets. [highest ranking : #1 in Fanfiction]

The Flight [H.S]

The story of a ten hour flight in which Frances finds herself trapped next to the famous and obnoxious rock star Harry Styles. All rights reserved © Highest rank: #50 in FanFiction #17 in Short Story.

Daddy issues || h.s

If you were to mention her name in a locker room, or in a girls bathroom, you would always get the same look and smirk sent in your direction. Because she was an urban legend. Someone people told their younger siblings about when they wanted to brag about how awesome it was to be a teenager. The details and the ending...

"Daddy."➳HS

In which a 26 year old becomes infatuated with the girl next door. Harry Styles au.

etc. // hs

" no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin " warning: heavy sexual content and other mature themes

Marry Me ➳ h.s #Wattys2014

He just keeps proposing in the wrong ways. | © 2014 all rights reserved | teenlord | [ short story #46 and fanfic #12] [Book #1] Started: August 3, 2014 Ended: September 17, 2014

Stripped [Haylor AU]

Her whole life changed at a strip club. All Taylor wanted was to go to Vegas and celebrate her best friend's birthday with her. It was supposed to be a quick weekend trip with the girls until it ended up being more complicated than any of them ever expected.

Savior

"I am the hero of this story. I don't need to be saved." Layla Scott is on the run. She changes her name, chops off her long locks, and takes out all the money in her savings account to move across the world. Layla is doing whatever it takes to start over and she intends to never be found. But, a pesky neighbor proves...

Behind the Camera [h.s.]

She hid behind the lens of her camera. She was afraid of the world. She was afraid of falling in love.

Baby Face

Sequel to Angel Face - Read that first. Copyright to harrysalmighty. 2015.

Circus (Harry Styles)

When the Circus comes to the small country town of Rosalind for the first time in 10 years, innocent, 21 year old Belle's peaceful, quiet world is turned upside down by one of the rebellious circus workers who represents everything she is against. As the ringleader would say, step right up and enjoy the show.... Highe...

snapshot - ashton irwin

alright, students. your final project is due a month from today. i'd like you to take a picture of the most beautiful thing you can find.

Flip Me

'And, yeah, I let you use me from the day that we first met but I'm not done yet, falling for you...' _ mature content @teecaakes covers

Everything About You; [Larry Stylinson boyxboy fan-fiction 1D]

I took a deep sigh before trying to remember the good times. I turned to Louis' grave smiling weakly. "Louis? I know you can't hear me, but you're watching. Remember that time I tried to kiss you in the dressing room and you ran out like a little priss." I laughed softly turning to Liam's grave. "And Liam.. remember w...

fanfiction :: ashton irwin

In which a fan introduces Ashton Irwin to the world of fanfiction. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo

His baby girl /H.S./

Harry is a CEO, but Rose is just an average girl working as his intern. or so she thought...

My Boss' Son

'Not once did I think would end up in a stupid supermarket buying condoms for my boss's son!' ... Ella Lane became the personal assistant of one of the worlds most respectable business men as soon as she graduated high school, though she didn't know the extra baggage that would come with the job being his son, Harry S...

Daddy's Little Girls H.S

Kidnapped; by one of Britain's most wanted. Stuck; in a mansion with 15 "dolls". AKA, "Daddy's little girls" and each and everyone has an individual reason to be there. And now it's Keegan's time to pay a visit, insisted by yours truly. Britain's most wanted: Harry Edward Styles. "Daddy's home!" The door creaked open...

Bound (Harry Styles FanFic) PUBLISHED -- SAMPLE ONLY

IMPORTANT: As of November 1, 2018, the last 15 chapters of the story have been taken down due to this book has been PUBLISHED. Link to purchase your copy of Bound is on my profile! ________________________________________________ Her mother's dying wish was for her to be happily married, even though she was only 19 ye...