Harry Potter Texts 2

Even more, funnier texts from the Harry Potter characters!

Harry Potter Randomness [Book 2]

Hey potterheads! In this book, you'll see: #1 facts #2 movie's mistakes #3 deleted scenes, behind the scenes, and movie's scenes #4 jokes #5 quotes, different sentences, and other random stuff about Harry Potter And if you haven't read or seen Harry Potter, you'll never know love, or friendship... And I feel sorry f...

The Starbucks Hotline

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotlin...

Always and Forever (A Harmione fiction)

Harry has always loved Hermione. In their last year of Hogwarts, this is Harry's last chance to tell her how he feels. With the end of school rapidly approaching, will Hermione ever realise how much she means to Harry before she leaves to visit Beauxbatons? And will Hermione reciprocate those feelings towards Harry? W...

Lazuli - Harry Potter Fan Fiction (Draco Malfoy)

When Juliet Weasley tells people who her parents are, they can hardly believe their ears. All of the Weasley's have red hair, freckles, and belong to Gryffindor House, right? Wrong. When Juliet was sorted into Slytherin in her first year at Hogwarts, her parents practically disowned her, her twin brother Ron and th...

How to Speak Fangirl/Fanboy

Have you ever had a fangirl/fanboy friend and you have no idea what they're talking about? Here's an easy helper.

Potterwatch

Everything you need to know about The World Of HP

Weasley Boys ✓

‣ ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇᴅ ᴏɴ @ꜰᴀɴꜰɪᴄ ʜᴀʀʀʏ ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ʟɪꜱᴛ With the entrance of two redheaded twins, Lana is introduced into a new world. ━━━━━━━━━━━ The Weasley twins; a comedic duo with dreams of opening up a joke shop. Lana Finchley knows this. She's watched them since the pair entered Hogwarts with her. Loud...

Potterheads

unfortunately, i don't own anything in this book + i suppose this is self explanatory: it's a collection of Harry Potter things. oh, and the cover was made by @stubbornpeach enjoy x

Unexpected Love

It's been a year since the battle at Hogwarts. A year since we defeated Voldemort. A year since we lost Fred. A year since we lost Ramus, Tonks, Dobby...and many many others. It's also been a year since I've seen Harry. Harry Potter, my best friend, my partner in crime, my soul mate... I guess I should start this from...

Harry Potter conversations

A bunch of conversations by all your favourite characters from Harry Potter

30 Ways to Piss Off The Harry Potter Cast [Watty Awards 2011]

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)