Funny Text Bloopers

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Runes of Light - Awakening of the Meta Witches

This is a short novel about Sigrun's adventures at the start of Ragnarök

Dorm Room 210 [Original]

Completed! This isn't the first time love had a roommate. It's been five years since the death of her parents and 19-year-old Lillian Camel still mourns their loss while battling with mental illness. Cooped up in her aunt's house, she embarks on a one-girl mission to survive university and get her bachelor's degree as...

The Undesirables (Sample Chapter)

(Chapter 1 only) In the winter of 1941-1942, Leningrad is under siege, and Karen Hamilton, a seventeen-year-old American musician, finds herself trapped and struggling to survive. Throughout the city, people are dying of starvation and frostbite, and Karen knows that if she doesn't escape immediately, she will share t...

Fallen Angel: Lunar Eclipsed

A group of teens set out to stop a really bad, unsuspected angel, or fallen angel from taking the world. They will also encounter there true passions and powers on the way. These teens are Megan, Taliela, Brandon, Aaron, Candice and Ryan.

Injuries Runes Can't Heal

When Ashley* isn't allowed on a mission with the other Shadowhunters of the New York Institute, she wants to blow off some steam but not everything goes as planned. Instead of going to her best friend Simon's house, she ends up in London, in 1878! After a close call in a battle with some demons, the other Shadowhunter...

Canada Under Attack: Where Shadows Walk

Meet Liam Kelso, a 6'1" junior in high school and parkour enthusiast who is an honors student playing on the varsity basketball team with sandy brown hair flashing green eyes and a ready smile. He's also a survivor of three deadly waves of attacks on the planet that has wiped out billions of people. Now, instead of...

The Perfect Ones

MacKenzie Six was genetically engineered to be perfect--perfect looks, perfect voice, perfect everything. And her father, Dr. Sprint Seven, isn't going to let anything get in the way of that...until he is mysteriously murdered. For years, MacKenzie has been searching for her father's murderer and hasn't found a clue...

London Shadows (#1 Penderry's Bizarre)

--Watty winner-- In Victorian London, monster hunting isn't just a job, it's a way of life. Freddie Westman, a reporter for a paranormal magazine, is one of the best in the business, but now it's personal. His childhood friend, Jim Penderry, has disappeared, and the signs point to sinister forces from beyond the grave...

The golden stone

hi my name is Ashley and my life for turned up side down when I was told that my parents were spy's oops I wasn't aloud to say that oh will. This is my story follow me and find out how strange my life just got.

The Dragon in YOU (Being re-written, Still incomplete)

This is a pick a path story you are a person who goes to camp one morning and you wake up as a dragon. What do you do affects the future. What will you choose? INCOMPLETE

OathBlade (Wattys2015)

A strange and terrible power once performed dark puppetry with the dead to wage war against the living. One hundred winters ago that power was staunched. But it has returned. After a ruinous attack against her kingdom, Princess Elery takes up her father's sword to pursue the path of vengeance. A path that brings her t...

The Legend of the Firewalker, Book #1

Teenagers with supernatural powers. A college town deep in folklore, murder and mystery. A vengeful secret order. And fallen angels with dark and powerful forces that will stop at nothing to find the one they seek... Back of the Book A black hooded figure suddenly appeared behind her. She gasped and her brown eyes...

What now?

Tsuna is sent to a parallel world where he isn't the Decimo. Apparently he is hated by his family because of his horrible crimes, so he gets the blame for all their problems. He has a twin and younger brother now so his life is pretty much a train wreck now. He has to hide his secret and pretend to be Dame. He hates...

The Soulkeepers

Paranormal, Fantasy, YA, THE SOULKEEPERS, THE SOULKEEPERS SERIES #1. Available at Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Kobo, Google Play, and iBooks. Sometimes the end is just the beginning. When fifteen-year-old Jacob Lau is pulled from the crumpled remains of his mother's car, no one can explain why he was driving or why the...

Dragon of Legend: Destiny (Published)

Facing the most powerful man in the Lands armed with nothing but a sword and the hope that she could prevail, was not the direction Akira saw her life going in. After witnessing her family's death she had stayed away from it all, living in hiding. Yet when she discovers that her dragon is a Dragon of Legend and togeth...

Sugar Sugar Rune - The Bittersweet Life ON HOLD FOR A LONG TIME :(

Chocolat Meilleure, 17, is now the Queen of the La Royaume and to the Ogres. She ruled with Pierre Tempête de Neige, 20, by her side and Vanilla Mieux, 17, as well, but becoming Queen isn't easy. Just because Chocolat is the Queen doesn't mean the Ogres will obey her. They're planning Glace reincarnation once again, b...

Heir of the Dragon

Ellany was raised in a shielded place; fed lies since before she could walk. When beasts that should have only existed in her nightmares rip her from everything she holds dear, her will to continue is shattered. She tells herself she is prepared to die there on the forest floor. Yet, in her deepest state of darkness...

the real red riding hood

we all know the little red riding hood red goes to grandma's house and so on and so forth. well what if the big bad wolf wasn't so big and bad. and the woodsman was cruel and abusive. well thatis how it really is i should know i am the real red riding hood and that old brothers grimm story is a load of bull. you see m...

Innocence

When my brother and I were very little, our parents left us to the care of our aunt and uncle and seemed to disappear off the face of the earth. For nine years we've lived in this mansion, and every day is the same-school, chores, and trying to find something to occupy us. Until he comes along. In just one afternoon m...

Burn In Violet

In a post-apocalyptic world ruled by a magical tyrant of godlike might, Holly was forced to live in an underground library with her guardian, what with humans being driven to near extinction. On her 15th birthday, she would be allowed to come above ground. Despite spending her entire life in the library, she dreamt of...

The Storm Dragon's Heart

A teenage wizard burdened with a mysterious destiny, a cat-girl ninja he can't help but fall for, and a bat-winged daemon that doubles as a diary embark on a dangerous journey in a world teeming with monsters and magic.

Elements Academy (Book One)

*COPYRIGHT* Nicole Finch, a Fire Elemental with the ability to control the single Element of Fire. She's finally come of age to join a school for others like her. Where the people can control one of the main four elements: Fire, Water, Air or Earth, or the Half-Elements: Dust, Mist, Smoke or Ice. It's supposed to be a...

Princesses and Football Players

Meet the girls at Rogerson's Dance Camp. They all are rich, goody-goody girls that have never broken one rule and don't plan on it anytime soon. They all go to private schools and are on the fast track to becoming lawyers and doctors and neurosurgeons. They're not the ugliest girls, either. Meet the boys at Langlade...

Union

"Great heroes need great sorrows and burdens, or half their greatness goes unnoticed. It is all part of the fairy tale." -Peter S. Beagle Cover credit to @Silver_Chick

half born

In a world were everyone lives on fear, half borns are dangerous, half borns are bad, butwith the whole world tearing apart, the city just might have no chance but the half borns...

Bleach- My Little Brother (Fanmade)

The story about Kuchiki Sumire who erased her whole existence in the history of Soul Society in order to save Seireitei and her little ‘so called’ brother. Yamamoto captain-commander, previous 6th division squad captain Kuchiki Genryusai and her little brother are the only ones who hasn’t forgotten about her since she...

Deep Blue Pool [free iwatobi swim club fan fic]

will water help them to realize their love or will be the reason for them to be apart. Disclaimer: i do not own the handsome characters even the free iwatobi swim club. i just own umi-chan.

Fallen Allegiance

[OLD VERSION] [NOT EDITED] Morgana was satisfied living her normal life on Earth, until one night she was pulled into a parallel universe. Surrounded by strange and wonderful creatures, Morgana is forced to adapt to her new life, whilst the lies coiled around her old life are slowly unravelled. Her future is uncertai...

The Keepers: Sienna (FREE Prequel)

Sienna Beckham is a powerful witch, and along with her four fiercely protective Keepers, it is her destiny to maintain the balance of nature in this world. Tonight, it's the town carnival and everyone will be there: Sienna's family; her friends; her protectors. Archer. Laughter and flirtation await. But in a few hours...