"who still gets a piggy back ride at seventeen years of age?" "that'd be me." or the one where louis is literally a tiny, sassy little prick and harry just wants to be his friend and makes fun of his height in the meanwhile. TW for RAPE and abuse
unknown: I love you! louis: wtf idek u?????? - or the one in which harry wants to spread love thru text and louis isn't having it lowercase intended.
louist91: I kinda really wanna suck your dick louist91: no homo tho ••••• {HIGHEST RANKING: #3 in FanFiction}
Louis Tomlinson finds himself in a hotel room in Las Vegas with a ring around his finger and a marriage certificate which states that he's married to a man named Harry Edward Styles.