DUMB BLONDE JOKES

Just some blonde jokes ( Ok for all ages)

My Little Heichou

Once Humanity's strongest, now labeled the weakest. Thanks to one of the lead scientists Hange-zöe, he has shrunk to the size of a toddler, with Eren being in charge of him, they try to hide and maintain the Captain at bay. They soon realize it is a much graver mistake, his brain has accustomed to his size, slowly bec...

I'm the real delirious

This is a H20Vanoss story so exit now if you don't like that ship. ANY WAY!!! This book is about Delirious if he was a she. She will have kinda the same personality as Johnathan. Everything's the same as normal but he is now a she. She can imitate people's laughs and the male voice is actually her own. She just lower...

Sousuke x Rin oneshots

I like this ship so I write shitty oneshots about them. Requests are open!

Mine (boyxboy werewolf)

The Rejected Mate (BoyxBoy)[Completed]

Author in 2018: This book is fucking shit, many many grammatical errors, the plot is fucking shit, the ending is shit, it's so cringy. Me the author can't even read it cause it's so bad, I'm just warning you cause it might seem that I've got 1M views that it's a good book but it's not, I made this when I was 14 now I'...

The Alpha's Beta (BoyxBoy)

{BOOK ONE IN: The Alpha's Trilogy} I'd never seen eyes quite like his. It's like they looked right into my soul. I could feel my body tensing as he walked closer. I knew if I could hear my heartbeat, everyone else could as well. I took a deep breath and stepped forward, extending my hand toward him. "Welcome to th...

Wrong Number (H2OVanoss)

"Hey!" "Uh... hi?" "Lui?" "Nope. Jonathan." "Oh, sorry." "...." "Btw, I'm Evan. Nice to meet you."

Broken H20Vanoss

Johnathan and David are broken, lost and alone. Darkness whirls around them, filling their hearts, blackening them ... perfect candidates. Perfection is key, ... breaking them takes time, but if they are already broken ... why not use them?

Pure Blood JeffxSlederman

Jeff and Slender have been together for almost a year. 3 weeks after their 'fun' time, Jeff begins feeling sick every morning. What's the reason for him being sick? Well....read and find out :DDD FIRST TIME DOING A MPREG, PLZ BEAR WITH ME ON THIS *0*

Sleepless Nights, A Slenderman & Jeff The Killer Fanfiction

Jeff the killer x Slenderman. Jeff is really tired after a night of murdering, he walks home to the mansion and accidentally goes into Slender's room instead of his own, what happens when they wake up facing each other cuddling? Read to find out :D [complete] Now reread and edited a bit!

A Night of Fun

Jonathan spends the night at Evan' and is rather horny while watching his boyfriend work out. Now he must get Evan into the mood. But how?

Forget You (H20Vanoss Fanfic)

Jonathan and Evan aren't really friends..until Evan's friend, Wildcat, talks about Jonathan and how he always wears this mask or "stupid mask" as Wildcat puts it. Wildcat and Evan are apart of a secret group and must be undercover and disguise themselves as regular high school students. That's when the conversation s...

One Second [H20Vanoss]

One second..... all you need to have your life changed. For the better, or for the worse is the question.

Wait you love me too?

Evan a badass 18 year old that is a geek and nerd and is bi he hide the fact that he loves boy because he is afraid of what his friends and other well say but he can't hide his feeling because of this new guy his friends are rin tyler marcel lui David Craig Jon or Jonathan is fun person to be with but is shy to talk...

Different Worlds

This is a h2Ovanoss fan fiction (boyXboy) Jonathan is different from everyone else. He was experimented on and turned out to be something people didn't expect to exist. read to find out more Cover by @lovelylittleturtles

A Misunderstanding (An H2OVANOSS FanFicton)

Evan had the perfect life, friends, a girlfriend. Everything he wanted in his senior year of high school. But one misunderstanding can change his life forever. But for good or bad? Only he knows that, or does he? ------------- This is an H2ovanoss fanfic. I also write Vanoss crew fanfics for all of them so if you...

My Biggest Secret (Completed)

Have you ever had a secret that had to be kept even from your closest friends. A secret that could tear apart of what fans had believed in one person. Delirious is going through the same situation and is torn to tell "his" friends about what it is. Join Delirious and help "him" deal with his secret problem and the tri...

Secret (H2OVanoss) {BoyxBoy}

Two best friends; both in love but one has a secret. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Delirious has a deadly secret he has kept for years but what happens when he tells Evan to visit, deicing he has kept his secret for kept enough? {Under editing, I'm converting all chapters for 1st person P.O.V. to 3rd person P.O.V. so bare with me}

Save Me - H20Vanoss

(Book 1) With a deadly tragedy Jonathan is forced to move in with his older sister and switch to a new school. With the struggles of life trying to drag him down Jonathan fights to stay above water. Can he be saved or will he be dragged under into the depths of the deep.

Timeline (Multiship)

Welcome all! This is a multi-ship story with three stories that lead up to how they all meet in high school! This is a never ending story filled with friendships, relationships, mischievous, and well interesting backstories xD! Hope ye enjoy! ...

request Shots!

I take requests! and this is where they end up. sometimes unpopular ships but ships all the same! enjoy!

Vanoss x H20 Delirious x Cartoonz (discontinued)

this story is about a three best friends who met in elementary Evan and Delirious met when evan was a transfer student at school Luke and Delirious met when Jonathan got bullied, but saved by luke This three best friends have been together for awhile but evan and luke never got along each other The two have always...

Vanoss Crew One Shots

Title says it all...

Vanoss Crew // One Shots

Vanoss Crew // One Shots The title says it all I'll be posting every 2-3-4 days depending on the genre and they'll be kinda long... I hope requests are open btw! And I can do one or two other youtubers if that's what your young hearts desire!

H2OVanoss AU's and prompts

Here are some AU's or prompts based on H2O Delirious and VanossGaming. Read my one shots based off these AU's on Tumblr. My blog is called deliriousturtles.

The Angel and The Demon [H2oVanoss]

What happens when 2 people fall in love, but it's forbidden. when delirious was 4 his parents started teaching him how to make people on earth suffer, and how to use his wings and sharp teeth. when vanoss was 4 he was taught how to save people, and put joy on earth. so when these 2 opposites meet what will happen?

Territory | H2OVanoss

Evan... Just a basic Teenage boy who has two tall as friends and a normal life (besides his mom dying but that's something else). Did I mention the gay? No? Well there is very much gay in this story and I can't descriptions so yeah, basically this was written because I wanted to test the ever so popular 'supernatural'...

Will You Ever Love Me?