Fantasy story in which two friends, a proper and British vampire named Earnest and his long suffering companion obsessed with the American West journey to find help and companions for a world over-run with zombies, a misguided creation of the vampires.
[IN BOOKSTORES AND KINDLE UNLIMITED NOW!] What if you were matched with the original love god? --- When Lila goes to the Cupids Matchmaking Service it is to tell them to stop spamming her. Instead she finds out that cupids are real, she has been matched with a dangerous love god, and that he is coming to find her. So...