When fourteen year-old Jackson's life is uprooted, he finds his new hometown, idyllic Atavus Falls, under attack by something not very easily explained. The locals choose to call it a rabid bear or a mountain lion, but as the monster closes in on Jackson and his family, the traumatized community comes to find that the...
A short story spin-off of the Books of Lessaenes series. ................................... Cascadia Ervine, cousin of the famed Rhenan Iceheart, Raliyel Novisty, is fairly well off for a Rhenan. She's the last person the Iceheart Department would select as a participant in their sadistic games, the Grand Kilaenaian...
In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?
Greetings, fellow Trump Dumpers! This book is going to contain Donald Trump memes, hate, hair, and more! So, Trump haters, read on! I hope you'll enjoy. Trump supporters, however...get a better education. #letsdumptrump Highest Ranking- #175 in Humor and #24 in Random
Marty Stu Bonkvist, a bed-hopping journalist who totally isn't an idealized version of the author, goes to investigate a forty-year old disappearance. Aided by his sociopathic hacker sidekick Elzbeth Salamander, he taps into a vein of sandwiches, Apple computers, and unbelievable plot twists. Anyone who loved "The Gi...
This is a book where I speak shit about Donald Trump. :))))) PLEASE IF YOU GET OFFENDED REALLY EASILY DON NOT READ THIS BOOK:) THIS BOOK IS JUST A BUNCH OF WEAK MEMES AND BC I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT POLITICS I HAVE NO REAL REASONS TO HATE TRUMP IM JUST AN IDIOT WHO WANTS ATTENTION. NO BUTT HURT COMMENTS. #43 In humor...
Trump haters, hop aboard! This is our, albeit SLIGHTLY exaggerated, prediction of America's future. When Trump takes control of America, establishing his tyrannous rule over the country, five close high school friends are forced apart by the new rigid class system of Circles. Maddie is a prodigy, chosen for the high...
DISCLAIMER: WE DO NOT SUPPORT DONALD TRUMP AT ALL! Have you ever wondered how in the world people are actually dumb enough to support a fascist rotten carrot? In this book, I will tell you why idiots like me support Donald Trump! -John Highest Ranking: #522 in Random
When the obnoxious, sexist and Homophobic Donald Trump becomes elected for president of the United States of America, furious citizens who name themselves "Drumpfs", hatch a secret plan, to kill Donald Trump once and for all......... But obstacles only make their plan ten times harder than it has to be, and it all rai...
