Hearthstone never thought that his father would put a bounty on his head for running away. He also never imagined that he would get cake thrown at his head by an angry dwarf, take orders from a decapitated head, or jump off cliffs. Blitzen never expected to find a nearly dead elf with horrible fashion sense passed out...
Most of the time I think of one shot ideas more than whole story ideas, so this will probably get quite a few updates. This will in include Au's and I always love suggestions. I will probably get inspiration from other writers, and if so I will always credit! Cover art credit goes to the amazing Upthehillart
!!!!! ON HIATUS !!!!! Blitzstone. If you don't ship these babies, please don't read because this IS ALL ABOUT THESE BABIES. I sinned in a later one-shot, so yeah beware of shitty writing. PART 18 IS SMUTTY MC SMUT SO SKIP THAT PRTICULAR CHAPTER IF SIN IS NOT YOUR THING
The Marauders are starting their fifth year at Hogwarts; Remus is starting with a massive scar across his face - a byproduct of the increasing severity of his furry little problem, which is a definite cause for concern despite his insistence that it it's fine. Sirius is starting with the memories of a certain mornin...
blissfulblitz: hi read at 4:22 pm elvenarchers: hello?? who's this [warning: i hate this fic so much but i'm too lazy to completely rewrite it] COMPLETED