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Text posts which are amusing, funny, sarcastic and every other thing tumblr is. Oh and there are also tweets in here.

The Chronicles of Barnia

Barney Conroy is an average guy trying to live an average life. He's just not as good at it as the rest of us. Each chapter of 'The Chronicles of Barnia' captures a particular episode in Barney's struggle to be socially acceptable. They can be read in any order. Barney's adventures continue in a full length novel ri...

July 6, 2014 - St. Louis Monumentour

So this is just a little tidbit I posted on tumblr about my Monumentour experience. Thought I'd share it on here just to see if anyone would enjoy it.

A Little Less Vampire, A Little More "Bite Me."

Set in the 'A Little Less Sixteen Candles,' universe, Fall Out Boy are vampire hunters with one objective: to eradicate the bloodsuckers that terrorise their town. After what's referred to as 'The Incident,' Fall Out Boy have to fight even harder to protect themselves and they town they live in. One question lingers:...

Don't Know When to Quit

Sequel to "Let's Save Rock And Roll" The government has seized all creativity, by taking away the freedom of expression. Nobody seemed to try and fight it, until a group of four heroic men start a revolution. They went through hell and back, all for their love of rock and roll. Now, youngbloods from all over the...

Let's Save Rock & Roll

*THIS STORY IS COMPLETED!!* This is a story, not about love (like all the others), but a story about how the meaning rock and roll is slowly fading and being twisted into what people want to think it means. (Btw this is not an attack towards any producers or labels, all labels and producers are purely fictional.)