[Highest Rank; #3 in Humor 3/27/17] --- I was unable to keep myself from blushing. "I'm not his girlfriend." "Yet." Ryder and Benjamin said simultaneously. "Oh, so the conceitedness runs in the family?" I asked with a roll of my eyes. "I'm afraid so. Now, tell me more about yourself." "Well, I like...
"But, I don't want to make them pay." "What?" "I don't wanna hurt them, or make them pay for what they've done to me, I just don't." "Hold on a second, you're telling me, that you don't want revenge on the people that have made your life a living hell since junior school?!" "Yes." "Why the fuck not?!" she growled...
Highest Rank- 3 in Humor ***************************** "I am sorry sir, may I know what the problem is?" "Problem? You want to know what my problem is? I told the waiter to put a ring in my girlfriend's chicken salad so that I could propose her and your chef put it so deep in the salad that she ate it!", he...
"So anyone have any pets?" I say rather loudly that an old lady turns around and gives me a look as if to say 'go smash your face into a wall multiple times, please'. Ahh don't you just love old ladies? "I have a dog called Jake." Finn kinda grumbles quietly. "OMG YOU GUYS ARE LIKE JAKE AND FINN OF ADVENTURE TIME!" I...
~Highest Ranking - #3 in Humour~ Angela, just a 17 year old with some quite quirky ways. She rocks the geek gang but is just as much awkward with guys. Besides that Angela is just an average and normal girl. So when the teenage dramas come at her like a storm, you'd think she'd handle them in a normal way, right? Let'...
Cindarella. Seorang gadis yang terkenal dengan ketabahan, kecekalan, dan kisah cinta romantisnya yang penuh debaran dan halangan. Kisah ini telah berjadi menjadi teladan dari azali lagi dan masih kuat pengaruhnya sehingga ke hari ini. Namun, bagaimana pula kisah sang Cindarella kali ini? Yang hidup pada zaman yang kia...
Compilation of quotes that I got from my nenek on random events. Original, fresh from her periuk and no filter. She can be sarcastic at times, but believe me, she's a nice person. Don't take her jokes seriously, otherwise she will just say pergi mampus. She is my favourite rock star. Saya tulis ni untuk nenek saya yan...
Shafiq Hakimi seorang lelaki berkerjaya. Keperluan peribadi semua mencukupi. Kereta? Rumah? Petik jari sahaja. Perempuan? Oh sorry, dia bukan macam lelaki kaya yang lain. Dia takde perempuan keliling pinggang. Tapi, ramai yang tergila-gilakan dia. Namun hanya seorang gadis sahaja yang dapat menawan hatinya. Shafiq pe...
Senyuman itu, dia kenal sejak lahir. Tawa itu, dia dengar kecil. Tangisan itu, dia saksikan sehingga mereka dewasa. Lili dan Putra. Liliput di mata dua orang ibu. Musuh di mata sesama sendiri. Kekasih di sudut hari paling dalam. "Give me your hand save me, save me I need your love before I fall, fall" AMARAN : Typo ov...
Kehilangan Irish yang menjadi tanda tanya semakin dilupakan oleh semua orang kecuali Firash. Firasatnya kuat mengatakan bahawa gadis itu masih hidup. Namun, dia cuba untuk melupakannya.Munculnya kembali si gadis menjadi kejutan terhebat buatnya. Kegembiraan menemui si gadis menjadi pudar apabila dirinya langsung tida...
Aku ni tak leh sikit dengan lelaki. adalah sebabnya...walaupun bgaimanapun aku kahwin juga dengan lelaki...harus kot...tapi aku tahu dialah penakluk cinta setiaku...
Farish, Ariffin, Syafiq dan pasangan kembar Dani dan Danish. Para jejaka idaman kolej seni, Kolej Akustika. Kesemua prince charming tersebut normal. Sang pencinta wanita, wild and cool, dan naughty and funny. Namun hanya dia seorang saja yang berbeza. Farish. Walaupun bermulut laser dan berbisa, tidak suka bergaul, d...
Dalam bercinta ni, ada tiga variable : 1)Manipulated variable - perasaan suka atau cinta? 2)Responding variable - adakah si dia 'the one' yang kau cari? 3)Constant variable - mungkinkah perasaan kau akan sentiasa sama? Konklusi berdasarkan hipotesis. Jadi, apa hipotesis cinta kau? Sinopsis : Alien sesat. Chipsmore exp...
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Highest Ranking- [Date/Month/Year] #21 in Humor [16/02/2017] --------------------------- Rape. A word which is used for women specifically. We live in this world where all the bad things happen only to women. Men are considered as "knights in shining armour" and women are considered as "damsels in distress", who nee...