Funny/mean jokes, comebacks, poems, pickup lines, etc.

~Lots of funny/mean jokes, comebacks, poems, pickup lines, etc. ~Note: I do NOT own any of these jokes and comebacks.

Mean jokes

The his book is gonna be full of mean jokes u can say to your friends are people you hate.If u want to put in a certain joke.i will pick one joke out of the comments and put in the book and have a comment that's the best comment I found that time.

Lol joke book

This book is about simple but funny jokes some of the jokes are a bit weird and not funny so I apologise. Other than that ENJOY!

TRUMP TRASH

This is a lot of trump memes that I found.

Nialls Baby

Sydney and Niall had always wanted a baby but than when Niall hides secrets from the band and Sydney., he blames everything on Sydney. so she leaves and 6 months later the boys decided to go and see her and the baby and when they do they hear her side of the story. Is Niall trying to protect his family or trying to h...

Nialls baby

Lauren Roberts is your average teenage girl except for the fact she is dating superstar Niall Horan and becomes pregnant with his baby

Criminal Minds- Spencer Reid's Diary

This is a story about Spencer Reid and new girl Alison Murphy and how their relationship develops. Enjoy!!!

UNDER REVISION Silence in the Scars (A Criminal Minds Story)

UP TO CHAPTER 14 REVISED. The BAU heads off the Hill Lake, MN to catch a serial killer that strangles their victims. However, this case is not all that it seems. When the UNSUB takes Reid hostage, the team has two days to find him or else the Hill Lake Strangler will have another victim.

Mean Girls

Sarah is new at Hollywood arts high school, some mean girls turn her and her loved ones lives into a nightmare. What would she do to survive? Will she find love? (First time writing a book so sorry if there are some silly mistakes) Make sure you comment some ideas ? thank you and enjoy

Mean Girls Quotes

Girl Meets High School Drama

The gangs in their Sophmore year and new challenges arise. They aren't kids anymore and they don't know how to fix some things. They start to have problems thrown at them like seniors and parties and senior parties. Things happen and mistakes are made. Does the gang stay together through thick and thin or do they crum...

Lost Childhood ~A child abuse story~

Mikaela Parker was abused almost daily by her father until she was 13. Now her dad's in prison, and will be until Mikaela's 34. Is she still safe? She hopes so.

Funny Jokes

Hilarious quotes for you to laugh over

New Hope Club

Imagines/prefs about the British band, New Hope Club, consisting of former band mate of the 8 piece boy band Stereo Kicks, Reece Bibby and his two other talented mates from Accrington, Blake Richardson and George Smith. - Reference from tumblr and Instagram and other things that inspire me :)) - Discontinued with the...

Joshaya: the long game or never?

Maya Hart and Riley Matthews have been best friends since they were five. They go through everything together; growing up; getting boyfriends; high school; fights; hospital trips; etc. They go through a lot, Maya finding new friends that help her deal with her rollercoaster emotions towards Joshua Matthews; Riley's un...

Don't Fade Away

She's in it for the long game, so why does she push Josh away? He finally realizes that he wants Maya but Maya doesn't want Josh. Can Josh convince Maya to realize that her feelings don't depend on Riley? And what happens when Josh leaves? - This is my first story and please read it because it's way better than the su...

Forbidden (Lucaya fanfiction)

Maya and Lucas are sort of friends... only knowing each other from their best friend/sister Riley. They want to possibly like each other but their love is...forbidden.

Broken|Rucus

___________________________________________ no more rainbows and sunshine. only darkness and rain. no more rileytown only a broken girl who is broken on the inside who hides her pain for no one to worry even though she is broken on the inside ________________________________________

Girl Meets World War Three

When Mr. Matthews gives his history class an assignment working in pairs, the gang faces conflicts. Will they resolve their own world war? LucasxRiley MayaxFarkle CoryxTopanga AuggiexAva

Finally

Maya, Riley, Farkle, Lucas and Zay are 17 And Josh is 20 Its about how Maya and Josh confess their feelings that have been buried deep I dont own girl meets world or the characters i just wrote the plot

You'll Be Mine ➶ Farkle Minkus

New to John Quincy Adams, siblings, Lucas and Brittney Friar, create new friendships with a group of creative individuals who stand out from everyone else. But while having to deal with anything a regular middle schooler has to deal with, Brittney may or may not steal a certain genius' heart. Unfortunately for them, s...

My Half Sister (Girl Meets World)

Everyone heard about Maya's father having a new family and left her. Well her half sister, Emmi, finds out about her and will stop at nothing to find Maya. Will Maya want her to stay, or bring her back to her father?

She's With Me (Book 1, the With Me series)

She's With Me is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. Amelia Collins is in witness protection, starting at a new school in a small town. But when she becomes involved with the most infamous guy at school, she's reminded that she...

Girl Meets Enemy

They hate each other now. For these reasons: 1.Lucas: changed back to Texas boy 2.Farkle: uses his brain for evil 3.Maya: hangs with missy and picks on-> 4.Riley: awesome which makes people feel inferior. Riley is abused by her parents since Auggie died. She cuts and starves. But when something horrible happens to he...

Young ↠ Farkle Minkus

Y O U N G ❝We're still young, Farkle. There's a lot of time for that.❞ •in which sapphire jones moves to john quincy adams and meets a certain boy called farkle minkus• Girl Meets World | Season One Farkle Minkus x OC

Girl Meets Diva

Divajay has been best friends with Riley and Maya since forever.When they meet the world they'll also be meeting crushes,enemies,problems,and conflict.How will these friends meet the world?Find out in Girl Meets Diva

Unexpected

Riley Matthews becomes pregnant her senior year of high school. A baby can change your future for the best. How will Riley and Lucas cope with being teenage parents?

Love unexpected

When one mistake changes Lucas' life forever, he finds help and something more in an unexpected place.

'Where's My Happily Ever After?'

What am I supposed to do? I don't wanna leave Riley, Lucas and Farkle... But I don't wanna not see my parents. I don't know what to do! Help me!!