Author and Artist Jokes

Are you an author? (THOUGHTS TO SELF: Well... why else did they join Wattpad, Dream?) Are you an artist? Well, read this book if you're one of, or even both of those these! You'll find some relatable jokes in here :3

Angel

so basically our little cinnamon bun grows wings and everyone looks at him like OH MY GAWD CUTIEEEE and our Ice King and Lord Explosion Murder fight for him and he's all like oH nO wHo sHaLL i cHoOsE disclaimer: like a lot of ooc

Zodiac signs

Zodiac stuff from internet but mostly tumblr though. I honestly have no idea why you clicked this but well thanks for clicking and enjoy!

Zodiac signs

Everything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*

Zodiac Signs: Book 2

Here's the second installment of my zodiac signs book. More crazy and weird Shit to be had and experienced in book 2. ~* Some are from tumblr and some I made up by myself *~

P L A Y L I S T

where all my favorite songs are in.

Superhero Crash Course

Highest: #2 in adventure "My second question is what should my name be?" I raised my brows. "What? You don't have one yet?" He chuckled. "Come on, I'm new to this circuit. Just help me pick an identity, Jamie. A name. Maybe something science-y, cool, and cold." He said, tapping his dark blue mask idly. "Oh...

it's so hard to say goodbye

This story is based from a real story Some stuff there like what happened , or name of a person is/are fake Dont judge my grammar , it's a dic

The Bet (Just The Way You Are)

When Drake Swift lost in a bet, his best friend wanted him to court a girl in a month and ask her to be his girlfriend. After she said, "Yes", he will tell her that he doesn't love her and all that happened between them was a game. But what if Sophia Taylor, the girl his best friend chose, is clever than they think s...

Reasons Why Harry Potter Is Better Than Twilight | ✓

Some people say Twilight is better than Harry Potter. Us Potterheads prove you wrong. Find out the reasons inside.

[ON HOLD] 36 Students in a Classroom

Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out t...

The Fortune

In which a fortune cookie saves a blind date going down faster than a roller coaster after a steep climb.

Random thoughts

These are the things that I think about. Ask me anything and I'll tell you what I think about it

Short jokes

Short jokes about short people. What is there not to get?

Roses are red, violets are blue

Apparently my greatest jokes are my roses poems. So I'm going to make a whole book about my greatest jokes.

Jokes

These are some of my most favorite jokes

Stand-Up

I have SO many jokes that I don't say in my joke book. But I couldn't really tell because they were too long or it just didn't fit in. But now, I could tell ALL if my jokes

Laugh Out Loud (Joke Book)

"Life is too short so laugh while you still have teeth." A big thank you to those awesome human beings who came up with most of the jokes and I got nothing but love for everyone who decides to check this book out. Enjoy. 😊 ________ ________ RandomWords_003

Over 100 Weird Facts

Heyya awesome wattpadders! So this book is what the title states. It consists of random, weird and fun facts. And I promise they are all true. Happy reading and learning. ❤ ______________ ______________ Profile: RandomWords_003

Just For More Laughter

"Laughter is the best medicine but if you're laughing for no reason, you may need medicine." ? "Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive." ? Hello awesome people! Welcome to this joke book. It is actually a continuation of my other joke book, 'Just For Laughter'. Most of the jokes are not mine so a mass...

Just For Laughter

"A day without laughter is day wasted." 😊 "Never be afraid of those belly laughs." 😍 Jokes, games, tongue twisters and more jokes. Enjoy! 😊 Oh and BTW most of the stuff in this book are not mine so a massive thanks to those awesome people who came up with them. And I apologize in advance if anything in this book is...

Hilarious Jokes You Will Love!!!

This a joke book to make you all laugh! None of these jokes are mine so please don't comment that it's copyright, I take no credit for any of these. If you want a certain joke in here please inbox me the joke and I will add it and give you a shout out!

The most relatable book ever!

The title really describes it all. This will be a book full of short and funny things that are relatable to just about everyone. You would be telling yourself a lie if you said not one of the 200 chapters in here matches or matched you at least once in your life. I came up with none of these so all the credit goes to...

Ms. Amnesia (Coming Soon)

This is the story of how I became Ms. Amnesia. I'm the girl who lost her past, her present. And maybe even her future. The girl who chose this, long ago. Maybe even knowing the consequences and sacrifices she made just to start all over. The girl who was lost then found. The girl who was forgotten then known. The gir...

Agent 13 (Book 1)

"With all due respect sir, adding a new member to this team will only slow us down." "On the contrary, if anything your team will slow her down." *** She's the ghost story you tell around a camp fire. The monster that hides in your closet. The nightmare that wakes you from your sleep. She's the definition of the word...

Ten Reasons Not To Die

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

The Cliche Theory

Ever heard of the story where the football player gets the cheerleader? Or the one where the football player goes for the stereotypical nerd? Aren't those so cliche? But aren't the cliche love stories the best kinds of love stories? I have this theory where if you want a cliche story, you have to become apart of the...

The Hoodie Girl

Wren Martin is socially awkward. She blocks off herself to the world, hiding behind her favorite hoodie. All she wants to do is keep a low profile, and graduate well enough to qualify for a college scholarship. But then a babysitting job leads her to cross paths with Asher Reed, Eastview Highʼs notorious athlete. Whe...

How To Get Reads, Votes, and Comments - A Guide

How do I get more reads, votes, and comments? If you find yourself asking that question, then I have some answers for you. What can you do to reach out to readers and potential readers? How can you encourage readers to comment and vote? What are all the different ways you can promote your stories? This #1 ranking...

UnCinderella #projectwomanup

She's not a pushover, She's not a goody two shoes, She doesn't need a knight in shining armor-- Elliot is tough, sarcastic, and ready to get out of her small town and large house, as life is less than desirable with two stepsisters and a stepmother that treat her like a servant, all because of a will left by her fath...