Let's Get Things Straight | JiKook

"I'm straight! It's just that gay porn pays better."

Perverted Hero [2]

"you've chosen the right girl." - On the 69th day after meeting BTS: Namjoon is scared, Jin is quiet along with Yoongi and Hoseok, while Jimin's mad. Jungkook's a fumbling idiot with a gun, and Taehyung's unconscious on the cold ground. ...and well you, you're being a sarcastic moron not taking any of the dangerous...

the bangtan plants

in which a girl who takes care of her seven precious talking plants every day. highest : #92 in humor omg

pretty | namjoon

"you certainly do make me feel pretty." (TRIGGER WARNING - eating disorder, self-harm.)

Bad Boy In Luv || Completed

In which a girl hides a big secret behind those nerd glasses. Credits for the cover goes to @Jiminfication :D Highest rank: #2 in fanfiction (10/30/17) Start: 08/??/15 End: 12/21/15

kik ◇ bts | jungkook

❝ why did you send me a pic of seokjin? ❞ // cover by @seoultori //

until the days of spring | jimin

i miss you.

bangtan one shots

you know, just one shots from my lovely brain.

The Bad Blind Date

"Kiss me." He choked on his drink, gawking over at you instantly, "HUH?!" "You know, mouth to mouth action, maybe a little tongue if you're lucky," you piped grinning smugly. He looked like he had just got hit so far up between his legs as his expression grew pained. "Please tell me you're joking," he said breathles...

Accidental Father [1]

"H-Hi." "Who are you?" the little boy questioned. "I'm," Hoseok struggled, "I uh, I'm your A-Appa..." - Watching the little boy drifting off to sleep, your eyes slowly darted over all of his face. His slightly puffy cheeks being the most adorable things ever. Petting at his hair, when his breathing evened, you tried...

home | jimin

"i will be your home."

i was wrong {min yoongi}

part one

math | jungkook

"I'm like pi baby, I'm really long and I go on forever." in which jeon jungkook likes to annoy and tease his math teacher.

bribery | taehyung

"oops. i saw that." in which a girl saw taehyung spraying paint on the principal's car and now taehyung has to treat her to food to keep her quiet. [ story idea from peachytae ]

Taehyung's Worst Nightmare

Priya, an international ARMY switches bodies with Kim Taehyung. How smoothly do you think that'll go? . . . Cover design: @ravsisrekt ; sticker design: creds go to rightful maker :)

Bangtan Bible. [bts]

❝All praise bts.❞ (Basically a book of lame ass jokes, facts, and wise words from the bangtan gods.) - Highest ranking #1 in fanfiction. Stand-alone sequel: Bangtan Bible: New Testament. --- kinkykook 2017 no plagiarism © all rights reserved

pick up lines - kim taehyung

can i have your picture so i can show santa what i want for christmas? lowercase intended.

Neighbour || Completed

"Hello neighbour!" She drunkenly smile with her eyes half closed. "Get out of my apartment." Was the first thing that Yoongi told her. Credits for the cover goes to @Jiminfication ❤️ Started: June 14, 2017 End: Sept. 25, 2017 Highest rank: #7 in fanfiction (9/23/17)

snapchat | jimin

in which a girl sends a snap to the wrong person... a jimin fanfiction. glitterseob, 2017. - completed: 07|17|16 - editing began: 08|07|17 - editing finished: -

wi-fi password | yoongi

"hey so my wi-fi kinda broke down and i was wondering if i could use your wi-fi? if yes, what's your wi-fi password?" in which a girl who tries to figure out her neighbour's wi-fi password.