Funny Tumblr Posts
This is a book of funny posts on Tumblr.
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An Unexpected Turn| Michael Jackson
Eddie Murphy a divorced single father, and a successful author has been writing a book investigating the case of the now Late Nicholas Bright, who was accused of the brutal and mysterious murder of his wife Rayna Bright. Who was Nicholas Bright behind closed doors? and how does Michael Jackson tie into it all? why is...
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Wanderlust
Michael Jackson has been blind his whole life, but is set to undergo a surgery to bring color to his life. Michael is excited and wants to know everything he can about colors before he has this surgery. That is until, Michael's world is brought down by the news of a terminally ill disease. A new therapist, Prince tak...
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Memes #2 {finished ✔️}
I'm back y'all ! This is meme book #2! Enjoy to your heart's content! DISCLAIMER: I don't cater to your wants and if it offends you, then take up with me in personal message. CAUSE I DONT CARE IF IT OFFENDS YOU WHEN ITS MEANT TO BE FOR HUMOR PURPOSES ONLY! STOP TAKING IT SO SERIOUSLY! Highest ranks: #1 - Iwasbored #7...
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Rich Love (BoyxBoy)
MxM STORY! YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN PLEASE READ ANOTHER STORY. PLEASE DON'T WASTE ANYONE'S TIME BY WRITING NEGATIVE COMMENTS. STRONG LANGUAGE! READ AT OWN RISK! X RATED!!!!! Michael Jackson is a 31 year old single dad. He looses his job at a repair auto shop. The only thing in his life making him feel happy and warm i...
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Back To Health
Michael Jackson drabble :) During This Is It era Kenny Ortega advises Michael to get a home nurse whether it felt needed or not. Little did Michael know that he's hired a fan to look after him
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A Great Accident
Their first time left them with the greatest accident Dan and Phil ever made. All based around phandom theories from PINOF 1 but with a twist. Mpreg!Dan.
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Royal Melody (Michael Jackson)
It's the 1980s She's lived all her life being spread across magazines and TV screens. She's lost her childhood. She's being forced in an unhappy arranged marriage. She adores children. All she wants is true love and happiness. She's Princess Diana. ====================== He's lived all his life spread across maga...
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Capture Our Moments
Cassie Woods is a personal photographer. By chance, she meets famous pop star, Michael Jackson. On the outside, Cassie is as normal as any other working adult, but behind the face beaming with passion for her career, she hides unhappiness that has haunted her since her childhood and adolescence years ...
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Speak up already - Phan
Phil doesn't talks. Well, not anymore. The last time he said something, was when he didn't hate himself. And that was a long time ago. But now, everything is different. He must struggle with depression, whilst new boy Dan Howell desperately attempts to win him over. [Warning: this could be triggering at some points]
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Dan and Phil body swap
Dan and Phil wake up in each others bodies one morning and they have no idea why. What had happened? And how were they going to get out? (Kinda based on the film Freaky Friday)
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A Difference in Time | Phan
A 2009x2015 phanfic. 2009!Dan ends up in the London flat, while 2015!Dan teleports right onto 2009!Phil's doorstep. How will young Dan and Phil react to learning that Phan isn't canon? Can Dan change the past to save the future? (Disclaimer: I do not own Dan or Phil)
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Sleepwalker [discontinued]
From day one, Draco's had feeling for Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived. But he's covered them up in anger, and hatred. Harry didn't have a clue. Draco's tried to stay away... ...but what happens when he can't?
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Tell Me You Love Me
Michael Jackson and Prince: natural enemies and rivals in the music industry where survival depended on competitiveness. Their conflicting personalities cause their first, and presumably last, meeting to go sour. Following their meeting, an unexpected confrontation occurs, causing them to spend more time together and...
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✤Zodiac Signs✤
In this book you'll see different squads, responds, and facts about your Zodiac Sign. I hope you'll enjoy it! P.S: All credit goes to tumblr, Pinterest, etc.
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Beautiful Stranger - Michael Jackson fanfiction
(Dangerous Era) Michael Jackson has hit a low point in his life. He never knows who he can trust, most people just want him for his money. Everybody thinks he is a freak who is trying to turn himself white. They say he is a shell of his former 'thriller' self. What happens when he takes a walk on the beach and comes a...
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(18+) His Personal Assistant (Complete)
Michael Jackson, the legend and superstar, survived an awful car crash, but ended up in a wheelchair, paralyzed from waist down. His old life is now only a vague memory for the amazing musician and entertainer, and he needs help with a majority of his everyday life. He has withdrawn into a shell of depression and isol...
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Body Swap - Phanfiction
What would you do if you woke up in your best friend's body? *warning this story is poorly written because I was not blessed with the talent to write. :(
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Like a child
What if after the 1993' facts Michael Jackson get a mental breakdown and starts acting like a little child? It will be Elizabeth, Karen and all the others staff members responsibility. and Prince too is going to gave a helping hand. Warning, very Out of Characters and there will be some sort of non-sexual ABDL Hope y...
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It's not just you - Phan (completed)
Phil is in love with his best friend Dan, whom is dating a girl named Becca. After 6 months, Phil can't take it anymore, sending him over the edge. After Dan finds him on the roof, about to jump, how will Phil cope keeping his real reason away from Dan? This was originally just a one-shot from my book of them, howeve...
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The Lion and the Llama (Phanfiction)
*TRIGGER WARNING* Dan and Phil start having feelings for each other, but after one of Dan's nightmares causing him wanting Phil to sleep with him the rest of the night, things start spiraling out of control. (Phan, self harm, swearing etc etc etc) Ok, I'm terrible at descriptions, but if you wanna know what actually h...
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The Maestro
A young woman fighting her demons finds company with the eccentric, ghostly Maestro who lives in an abandoned mansion. This story will have some mature language and a little bit of violence/triggering scenes. It deals with depression/mental illness and the paranormal. Michael Jackson's Ghosts, Stephen King novels, Ed...
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Kik || Phan
"New Kik Message!" Amazingphil: hello human bean Danisnotonfire: go away I suck at summaries but give this story a try {other celebrities mentioned} ****TRIGGER WARNING****
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Living With The Enemy
February, 1990 Michael Jackson is getting fed up with the rumors of him and rock star Prince having a rivalry. A friendly competition, yes, but no rivalry. Prince, however, thinks differently. To end all of these 'lies' according to Michael, he asks The Purple One to attend a meeting at his Neverland Ran...
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