i want to FUCK mr clean
anal
Kermit is in a shit mood when there's no Irish Spring soap and chicken left in the house. Instead of being an ass like usual, Kermit decides to find out wtf is wrong. With Peach and Mr. Marbles, Kermit goes to find some sweet soap and chicken. I'm sorry in advance. I'm bored and wanted to write something fun once in...
"Your dick is so purple.... like a juicy grape" Lance moans. Lance x lotor Lotor x lance (Same thing)
I was asleep when my mom ran into my room, packing my clothes for me in my new Aeropostale suitcase. "Mom what are you doing?" She looked at me and sighed, putting her cigarette on her hand. "They are here." I was confused. I rolled out my light purple comforter and ruffled my long thick brown hair. "Who are?" "Y...
"my own cock stuffed my butthole, filling me with pleasure. I grooved slightly, longing for more. "c'mon baby, I know thats not all" I teased myself, and felt it go further in. " And thats pretty much this story in a nut shell
Everyone is living in 2017 while I'm in 2012 👏🏼😩 (If you can't see the emojis they're the clapping emoji and the face of agony but not the one that looks like its in too much pain with the X as eyes, ya know?)