Duplicity [h.s]

"Smoking is bad, you know." The placid voice speaks up from the distant dark corner, nothing to see but a tall silhouette and an orange glow of a cigarette cherry. "It's the least of my problems," I murmur with my own between my lips, proceeding to feel the stagnant debris valley my throat when I suck delicately. He...

•ur no dr phil but i still love u• denki kaminari x reader crack/textfic

-lowercase intended -gender neutral reader -gets less crack and more fluff along the way (bitches really thirsting over denki. it's me. i'm bitches.)