One day Bob Duncan had someone special appear in his life; Nevel Papperman. In an instant, they felt something click; maybe a friendship? Bob and Nevel started dating. They loved each other with all their hearts. Sure, they have fought a few times, but it was never much. ...At least not until Nevel started to realiz...
Sexy mastermind Nevel Papperman had always hated Freddie Benson. However, through a series of unexpected events, Nevel and Freddie find themselves through each other, and together, they create a tale of love, lust, and a little bit of tapenade.
Shrek didn't know what to do. Nicolas Cage, the man he loved who was going to leave him soon, or Princess Fiona the bitch who gave him a castle and money who was cheating on him. He didn't know what to do that was until a special donkey help him make his decisions.
My name is Deniqua Jones and I'm a 39 (soon to be 39 and a half) year old woman. This is my story about how I met the love of my life, Nicolas Cage. I'm still with him now. I love him with all my heart. Stay away from him bitches!!!! - Deniqua
One's a clean freak, and the other is a food enthusiast. A match made in heaven, but will it work out? Find out in this Rom-Com drama. (Side note: This is a parody, if you couldn't tell.)
A thrilling tale of two lovers trapped on either side of the counter at McDonalds
A book simply on how to do things like guy fieri.... If you actually listen to the things this book tells you I promise you will get far in life God bless
"are you ready to go to flavor town sweety?" guy asks stroking my thighs, his breath smelling like the pastrami sandwich he recently ate.
Nickie had finally achieved her greatest goals. Screenwriting, directing, even making her own movies at the age of 25. She was content with her life, that is until she holds a business dinner at Hell's Kitchen. There she meets Gordon Ramsay who agrees to consult on her upcoming movie. When Nickie comes across trouble...
Patrick hates being called Pat. Somebody calls him Pat. Somebody is taught a lesson in the worst kind of way. (THIS IS A JOKE OMG)
He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I k...
You are just starting sophomore year at Meme High, when you life changes because of him.
why does this need a description like damn son can't u read the title iTs RyDeN (yass)
An economical love that is strictly forbidden; Barack and Mitt fight to finally be together.
Pepe is just an ordinary meme, and his dream is to become a popular meme in Meme High School- where Dan Howell is the most famous meme of all time. One day Pepe's Instagram page becomes very popular. His Instagram is where Pepe posts most of his selfies, and ever since his page became popular Pepe has never been the s...
Matt and alex are both soo gay and soo In lava A matt Bellamy and alex gaskarth fan fic
Gerard is very excited to start his career in acting, even if it is just a kids show. Getting hit in the face with a pancake, throwing pancakes, Gerard could easily say this is the best time of his life. He then meets Frank, the backstage hand, he grabs them all coffee, makes the pancakes, even draws rainbows all over...
Gerd and Frank visit the zoo and there relationship is tested to the full extreme
