What if the boy who lived wasn't really Harry Potter but Harry Malfoy? Mr. Malloy shows up to the Dursley's home to take Harry away from that toxic environment and what Harry finds out, changes his and dracos life THERE IS A NEW VERSION/PORTION OF THIS STORY SO PLEASE IGNORE THE MESS AT THE BEGINNING What will happe...
Harry Potter was supposed to be the golden boy, the savior of the wizarding world. However, Dumbledore's plan started to crumble when the letters were sent and Harry Potter responded like a pureblood would. His plan started to be crushed when Harry Potter showed up at Hogwarts with a venomous magical snake and not loo...
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Raven Evans has known only two things about her biological parents. 1) her mother, Lily, died by the hand of a dark wizard and 2) her mother's husband, James Potter was not her father. Now she must grow up in the muggle world knowing that she's different, but once she finds out that Harry Potter is not only a famous...