Talisman of Men (Tomtord/Eddmatt)

They're separated. One at a military base. One chilling at a mall. One bloody and thieving. One stuck in a lab. All with their own friends. How the hell are they gonna stop the zombie apocalypse? With guns. Obviously.

Oh, Fucking Hell (Tomtord)

Look, I'm not saying Tom's totally gay for Tord. I'm just saying he wants Tord to fuck him. But Tom's not gay. Nope. I'm editing this two years after it's done to leave a very special note: i'd rather be buried alive and suffocate on dirt before i use "cum" unironically. go read "daddy" porn and let me spell it how...