❝You know, when most girls go on a date with me, they don't bring a 20 page terms and conditions book with them.❞ ❝Well this girl does so suck it up and sign. Don't worry, it's all fairly standard although I'd recommend you read the truth clause...❞ ▬▬▬▬ Sirius Black had a reputation for loving and leaving girls bu...
❝It's a lovely day outside, Potter, maybe you should go and enjoy it? ❞ ❝I was going to but then you came inside and it got a whole lot lovelier in here...❞ ▬▬▬▬ Lily Evans was always known for her ability to hold a grudge which she had held against James Potter after an unfortunate first encounter. Suddenly all th...
Let's face it, if the Marauders had Instagram Sirius would be the king, James and Lily would flirt in the comments and Peter would have no clue how to tag. Highly clichéd but clichés are there for a reason. 1975 ↣ 1978 [INSTAGRAM AU] [HIGHEST RANK - #96 IN FANFICTION]
Best read with Highly Antisocial. I'm not forcing you. It's a free country but just a suggestion... 1978 ↣ 1981 [MARAUDERS' INSTAGRAM AU]
❝What do you mean, you came for the food? ... why would we have snacks here?!❞ ❝You were called the Death-EATERS, excuse me for jumping to conclusions!❞ ▬▬▬▬ There was a fine line between brave and stupid and Georgie Humphreys took pride in crossing it on a daily basis; from wandering into the Slytherin Common Room to...
❝So we've got Messrs Padfoot, Prongs, Moony and Wormtail ... and Madam Despa-three-toe. What the fuck, Exie, WHY?!❞ ❝My Animagus is a three-toed sloth! It's hilarious, put it on the fucking map, Black.❞ ▬▬▬▬ Nobody was quite sure how the Marauders came to be (although Exie Attia would like to take full credit for inv...