Dan and Phil and The Chamber of Secrets

Yes I stole the plot from the actual book snd stuffed Dan and Phil into it. I can't create a whole plot in that universe, who do you think I am? J.K. Rowling? (Note: THIS IS A PLATONIC PHAN AU BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPER CUTE AND UNDER-APPRECIATED) (Another note: I know parts of this doesn't line up with that's true in th...