The Holy emo bible

Let's put are hands together, bow are heads and pray to the emo god himself gesus WARNING this book is terrifying please read at own risk

house of gold

Danny Gonzales moves in with his best friend and secret crush Drew gooden after his gf died in afganistan going to war and then one night drew gets drunk and then....find out!!!

Alone On The Water

Sorrow's my body on the waves Sorrow's a girl inside my cave I live in a city sorrow built It's in my honey, it's in my milk Don't leave my half a heart alone on the water Cover me in rag and bone sympathy Cause I don't want to get over you. I give all the writing credit to the fabulous Mad_Lori

Twist And Shout

THIS IS NOT MY BOOK!!! I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS BOOK!!!! The original book Twist and Shout by the author from achiveofourown (Gabriel (AO3)) ALL THE CREDITS GOES TO GABRIEL AND STANDBYME!!

Clean versions of dirty Fanfics

Yes. I'm starting with the milk fic. and yes. you can request. and yes. I will read them first.

The Sushi Fic

I'm sorry.

The placenta fic

Another fine ass piece of literature

Shrek X Obama

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

Blowfly Girl

NSFW (Read at your own risk)

Shrek X Reader

Pp

Cringy Kurtis Conner imagines😍

kurtis Conner x reader just a man and his truck writing fanfic

Im inlove with u

la lanf

Jackie's Story

This book is a tribute to Jackie from the book called "house of gold" about Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden. The Stinky Grult stans Jackie forever

planet beep bop ✨

this is for the simps

Cupcakes mlp fanfic

I do not own anything! Story belongs to sergeant sprinkles

My Immortal

Ok so this isnt mine but the original person who made this deleted there account and im making a bloody fanfic off of this so i might as well put this on here also before reading this is called the worst fanfic of all time. i did not make this i own nothing of this

Shrek X Bread

I'm sorry

A Real Man || Bob the Builder x Postman Pat

Bob's new postman is hot, sexy, and wild. How will he calm his urges?

Barry and Adam

If you need me I'll be in a trash can

let's do comedy Nigerian style

Comedy that would make you crack your ribs.

"Dear Tim And Moby, What Is Love?"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tim and Moby are always making videos based on questions by their fans, one day they get a question along the lines of "Why do we have/get crushes" and then they embark on questions about their sexualities after finding out how they feel about each other. Then the question of "What is homosexualit...

Spongbob....smut

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Jake From State Farm

Jake and Kool Aid Man have a connection. One like no other.

Austin X Pablo

😩 the backyardigans or whatever guys castaways !!!! 😏😏 austin yandere??? 😶😶 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONH WIRH YALL i get so many mf comments putting the blame for this story on me 😐 i mean yeah i wrote it but i'm not making you read shit. don't act the the victim when you're so shocked after reading about austin havi...

Jesus X Reader

(Y/n) has been looking for a boyfriend for so long. She has tried everything: dating apps, talking to random people, dating her friends exes, asking out ALL of her friends, and even banging deer in the woods. She was so close to giving up on love entirely, BUT there was one person she didn't expect to meet...

Steve Harvey x Dr.Phil

bae

Kazoo Fst

Sammyclassicsonicfan X Kazoo kid

No Running In My Lobby

50 Shades Of Corn (2)

The steamy erotic sequel to 50 Shades Of Bread so get back out your cucumber ;)

Fifty shades of bread

Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.