Poems and Quotes

A whole jumble of quotes and poems found and/or created by both ps* and m.m.m. from the heart, for the hearts of our readers. Hope you enjoy.

The Mischievous Mrs. Maxfield

***The wrong girl is sometimes The Right One.*** Charlotte Samuels thought she'd be stuck waiting tables at Marlow's until all her debts are paid off-in about ten thousand years or so. She definitely didn't expect a marriage proposal from the arrogant Brandon Maxfield who was blackmailed by his father to make her h...

The Cell Phone Swap

Keeley accidentally swaps cell phones with a rivaling high school's star quarterback. Unable to switch back until a week later, she must interact with the arrogant boy, passing along texts and voicemails. As she gets to know him better, she realizes there's more to him than sexual innuendos and egotistical comments. B...

London Shadows (#1 Penderry's Bizarre)

--Watty winner-- In Victorian London, monster hunting isn't just a job, it's a way of life. Freddie Westman, a reporter for a paranormal magazine, is one of the best in the business, but now it's personal. His childhood friend, Jim Penderry, has disappeared, and the signs point to sinister forces from beyond the grave...

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The Keepers: Archer (Book 1)

Following the exciting Prequel, The Keepers: Sienna, comes the next book in the series, The Keepers: Archer! Two years have passed and Sienna is still in hiding ... "Don't ever look for me again, Archer." His mouth curled into a smile. "Game on." Central Park. Sienna Beckham is out jogging in the autumn sun, feelin...

The Keepers: Declan (Book 2)

Following The Keepers: Archer comes Declan's story ... "You lied to me, misled me, attacked me," Declan murmured, dipping his head toward hers, "but what we had three months ago wasn't fake, was it?" Kate's gaze faltered to his lips, heat pulsing between them. But she didn't deny it. Declan Bennett has zero tolerance...

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The Keepers: Sienna (FREE Prequel)

Sienna Beckham is a powerful witch, and along with her four fiercely protective Keepers, it is her destiny to maintain the balance of nature in this world. Tonight, it's the town carnival and everyone will be there: Sienna's family; her friends; her protectors. Archer. Laughter and flirtation await. But in a few hours...

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Dracula (1897)

Famous for introducing the character of the vampire Count Dracula, "Dracula" tells the story of Dracula's attempt to move from Transylvania to England, and the battle between Dracula and a small group of men and women led by Professor Abraham Van Helsing.

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The Fates (Book I) - 2014 Watty Award Winner!

They walk among us. All three, living normal mortal lives. Cloe is graduating college; Lacey is getting married; Atria is bar-hopping and breaking hearts. Today, they are human. But they are also the three Fates—the all-powerful directors of human destiny. And they don't even know it. Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos did...

Sexy Greek God Kidnappers

Being cheated on is the worst feeling ever. When I called my best friend Kyrn and told her what happened between me and Brett, she came over straight away. I always told her that I wished I would find a man that would love me and not just want sex all the time like most guys do. It turns out, that I would be getting...

The Cursed Hill (Rick Thane Series Book 1)

Rick Thane can see the dead. With his gifts, he was asked to help a family who is being haunted by the Pendle Witches. Little did he know that he found himself in the middle of a deathly curse that spun generations and time against him. After placing an advertisement in the paper, Rick receives a letter from a potenti...

Jokes

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The Best Of Comebacks

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

The Good Girl's Property

(Sequel to The Bad Boy's Good Girl) "Sorry about the mess," Drew spits as he slams the door to our apartment. I glance around to see if anything's untidy. Just a few boxes, nothing too big. "It's not a problem," Andrew Senior, notorious for being an asshole and my boyfriend's fuckface dad, brushes off slightly. "Not e...

The Bad Boy's Good Girl

"Hey, Camera Girl," I turn around to see Drew Steele, the 'leader' of the "Heart Breakers". Sure, he's attractive, tousled light brown hair and piercing blue eyes. "You forgot something." I look at his outstretched hands. My camera. "Th-" I start. "Get to your next class, Dylan," Mr. Clears says, looking up. I scowl b...

Blurbs of Thoughts

i'm not sure what this is, but i hope it's something, for someone. i write for you, and only you, whoever you may be.

Little Red Haunting (On Hold)

Little Red Haunting is a Little Red Riding Hood story suddenly turned into nothing but a horror story. A little girl, named Rosa, has a sudden addiction to walk into the woods surrounding her house and explore the darkest and deepest depths of the area. Then, all of a sudden, she triggers something. Something deep wit...

Supernatural Boarding School #1 - A Bond of Love ✅

Story = completed ✅ The life of a teenager is never easy. Especially when you are the only existing female vampire, you've never met your dad and your own mother is scared of you. That's Demona's life in a nutshell when she arrives at Supernatural Boarding School. Demona tries to find her own way in a world full of v...