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  • How (Not) To Please Your Dragon
    103 6 3

    How was life AcTUALLY on Berk,without the rogue screaming dragons,and the annoying occasional witch and villain trying to kill you?Find out in this book. Credits to @consultingdemiwitch for the cover.She asked for me to do so. ⚠︎On hold⚠︎

  • At Last I See the Light.
    1.7K 125 1

    Nico regretted one thing about his absence from Camp Half-Blood; not talking to Will Solace before he departed, leaving Will to think that he'd abandoned the Mortal World for the Underworld. Owing Will an explanation, he heads to Camp Half-Blood for New Year with Percy and Leo, hoping to at least talk to the Son of Ap...

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  • Snapshot ✓
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    This woman could have been a spy, a duchess and the lover of a young cameraman all at once. She was a conjurer of a thousand stories, each unique to every observer; the elusive face behind any tale you put to her. {Written 2013.}

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  • Million Dollar Woman ✓
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    She was invincible and unfixable. She was the woman you'd been warned about since you could walk. She was the smile that robbed a million dollars, and twice as many hearts. {Written 2013.}

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  • The Secret Double-Lives of Strangers on Trains ✓
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    There is an intangible magic to the secret double-lives of strangers on trains. She spends her journeys gazing out at city lights outside the window of the train. He watches strangers on the seats around him. Two strangers living off the stories of strangers, with only one journey to find their own. {Written 2013.}

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  • Rose Miller and the Powerful Diamond-Year 1
    200 21 9

    Rose Miller came from a wealthy family. She had long curly hair with a centre parting. Her best friend, Amy Clark, was slender and had long straight hair with a side parting. They all had magic powers and they were going to a Magic School to learn and control their magic. Was it successful? What adventure would they h...

  • The Good Girl's Bad Boys [Book One of TGGBB Series] (Completed, Editing)
    95M 3.4M 85

    If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittle...

  • Diamond and the TUBS' Detective Stories
    96 7 2

    The story is divided into some chapters. Each chapter is a detective story that Diamond and her team (their group is called TUBS) come across. It is up to them to solve the mystery. 😉😉

  • THE STORY OF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL FRINKY
    22 3 1

    THIS IS THE STORY OF F R I N K Y WORSHIP FRINKY OR EAT EXPIRED CHIPOLATAS

  • Trump: The (NOT) Musical
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    It has been two years since Obama: The Musical has been created. As a tribute, I bestow upon you, Trump: The Musical. Also known as, the sequel that shouldn't have happened.

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  • A Bad Time (Obama x Sans)
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    If "Sin" Was A Category That Is Where This Would Belong

  • A Sister Spark
    210 11 1

    James, heartbroken and desperate after his third divorce, decides it's time to find himself a new man... or monster. Will James' abundance of cash be enough to woo this sly skeleton?

  • Obama: The Musical
    67.6K 3.5K 12

    What My Boredom Leads To

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  • History Humor
    2.1M 128K 120

    Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.

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  • Lockdown on London Lane [PUBLISHED w/ WATTPAD BOOKS]
    500K 34.3K 26

    ***Published in the US with Wattpad Books and in the UK under the title 'LOVE, LOCKED DOWN' -- out now in ebook and paperback, and also audiobook in the UK!*** When the London Lane apartment block is put on lockdown, its residents are in for a whirlwind week. Imogen's stuck living with a one-night-stand in Number 14...

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  • Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
    3.3M 199K 4

    Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

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  • Remember ✓
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    A young man and a woman sit on a hilltop, doomed to watch the same scene play out before their eyes again and again. For how long? Until they remember. {Written 2013.}

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  • The Curse of the Illiterate Fangirls: What NOT to do in Fanfictions
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    A book stuffed full of common clichés found in fanfics based off of Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, The Hunger Games, and much more. Read it if you want a laugh or to learn how to avoid these horrendously horrible clichés and errors in your own fanfics. Cuddles! Verity King, Disgusted Teenage Literary Critic

  • The Subway (Now Available on Amazon!) (Unedited Version on Wattpad)
    7.3M 306K 42

    ~ AVAILABLE ON AMAZON: https://www.amazon.com/dp/164434193X ~ She hated riding the subway. It was cramped, smelled, and the seats were extremely uncomfortable to sit on for hours on end. Now add a group of crazy mask-wearing, weapon-wielding, maniacs to the ever growing list of reasons why Gemma hated riding the subw...

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  • Hogwarts Mystery
    253 29 10

    𝐀𝐭 𝐇𝐨𝐠𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬,𝒏𝒐 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥.𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲...𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲'𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞?(𝐀 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐕𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐭'𝐬 𝐞𝐫𝐚) (𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝...

  • The wonderful story of Fart-Nut-Arsey
    149 5 7

    I dare you...read this without laughing at all. This was a two-woman effort,so @Consultingdemiwitch automatically takes 5/9 of the credit. The cover is a huge joke. ☾︎Finished☽︎

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  • fandom crossover oneshots
    161 5 2

    Got a fandom that your REALLY into, but no crossover with your other favorite fandom? Well you can request a crossover here with Any Fandom (that I'm also in). You can give me the one shot plot line you desire, or leave it up to me. Any guidelines are acceptable too. I don't write gay story's for parental reasons. S...

  • 🍌 𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫 🍌
    770 109 15

    CLOSED ✅ ❝𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚢 𝚊𝚌𝚌! 𝚒 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜, 𝚜𝚘 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚗𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝! 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚙𝚊𝚍 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚞𝚜𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑�...

  • Aesthetic Bio Parts
    111K 702 6

    Boards, Header, Dividers, and more for making aesthetic bios!

  • Disney memes
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    Title. Disney, Pixar, MCU and maybe star wars memes. I don't own any of these I just got them off of the internet or Pinterest.

  • Not so Happily Ever After
    88 11 2

    What if Cinderella never met her fairy godmother?....What if Aladdin never found the lamp?.....What if Beauty never met the Beast?... Including these and more, follow the lives of fairy tale characters who never got their happy ending

  • Voldemort and His Cult of Ballerinas (And Other Wacky Dreams)
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    These are just wacky dreams that I have had in the past

  • Funny Text Bloopers
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    Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

  • Amortentia
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    Assistant Professor Sherlock teaches seventh year John in potions Johnlock fluff :)

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  • ✧ HOW TO MAKE COVERS ✧
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    Tired of asking a person to make a cover for you? Want to be able to make your own covers? Hate waiting for a cover? Well, I got the answers for you. Yes, answers. I'm going to give you guys the do's and don'ts to covers. These tips will have your cover poppin'. - BUT I do occasional cover requests so keep an eye ou...

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