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Jokes that I found on the Internet that I wanted to share. No credit goes to me.

1928 ✓

Rose Davies, a modern-day university student, finds herself trapped in the body of a 20s Lady, who had been brutally murdered at her time. Cutthroat gangs, fancy pubs and a new aristocratic lifestyle pull her into the hazardous world of Old London. An encounter with the Walker Twins, leaders of a subversive organisat...

You Were Not Planned [COMPLETED]

Penelope Bonvalets. She dies when she is 22. Life gives her a second chance and she is 19 again. She knows everything that is going to happen. She makes a perfect plan to survive. Sebastian Carlov. He is a badboy and haunts girls in their dreams. He has taken a liking to our Reborn Princess. He wants her. And he alw...

His Beats Of Heart ✓

Previously known as "Melting The Ice King". ~•~ Meet Annie Evans, a sweet, innocent and beautiful girl. Meet Nicholas Coleman, a rich, handsome and ruthless business man. She had everything what people wished to have, a good family, sisters' love, friends, intelligence, study, d...

The Arranged Bride

"I said you won't be working anymore." She smirked, "Watch me." Saying that she turned and I watched her till she walked out of the door. ........................................ The thirty-year-old billionaire bachelor Nicholas Carter isn't really fond of the word- love, owing to his past. What happens when he is...

The reasons I adore you

"Zhang Wei Xiu! I'm telling you I'm done with your tricks! I absolutely hate-" Like a dragonfly skimming through the calm water, his lips descended suddenly on mine creating a ripple in my heart. The heat of his lips were prominent, his hard body pressing into mine caught me off guard as he savored my lips as if it wa...

When the Camellia blooms

When the Camellia blooms, my new found love has already ended. ... She was back. She had turn back time where it all started. Where she tasted love for the first time, and tasted the bitterness it has. She finally have the chance to turn the table around. And this time, there's no turning back. *** I know it has the s...

Sweet Love 1V1: Spoiled by The Executive

Credits to owner. Offline purposes only. Original site: https://boxnovel.com/novel/sweet-love-1v1-spoiled-by-the-executive/ Synopsis He's the dream guy of women world wide, the CEO of a formidable mega-corporation. But, he's absolutely powerless against her, resorting to all kinds of methods to force her into a marria...

His Wife Ran Away After Rebirth

This is about a young girl who gets married to a young man from a noble family. She died after 7 hellish years of marriage to Yun Leifeng. She gets rebirth to the night of her wedding, but she doesn't want to get revenge, just a peaceful life. She ran away and came back after 5 years with a little bean, not as Mrs.Yun...

Red Strings

"I don't want to love you anymore" It's true. I'm tired of loving him. But I was held by an invisible chain, binding me into this inescapable world. I tried to leave and ended up killing myself. By the time I lost my breath, I will breathe another one. A new life again, and again and again. Like a broken stereo that's...

重生之娇妻太撩人

🌻STORY N O T M I N E, I'm only the translator/editor. <3 🌻 Once reborn, Lin Xi started the crazy scum mode, and embarked on the path of rebirth counterattack with sparks and lightning. Accidentally provoke the national male god, from then on life and death with one hand, fate with the other hand, scheming bitch? Wh...

MIMI: BOOK II

When you look towards your light, whom you trust with your life when that light is gone, where do you turn to? Walking into the flames of revenge, Mimi Hirogori finds herself uncovering the truth to her beloved sister's death. The promises made to her were nothing but poison in her mind. A beautiful lie she once be...

Enchanted Eyes

He said, "Let's get married when we grow up" He said, "Your eyes are so beautiful" He said, "I will always love you the way you are" but he also said, "I love her now, I always love you like a sister". Is it wrong for me to fight for my love? For my own fiancee? Is scheming is not allowed? Everyone condemning me, but...

The Villain And Cannon Fodder's Mother

Right after getting the first-class chef's certificate and before that certificate had been in her hands long enough to warm up, she woke up. Not only did she age ten years, she also gained two children... - At this time, her new daughter, who had lost two of her front baby teeth and spoke with a lisp, pointed at the...

Fake Villain Turned Into Cannon Fodder (Hiatus)

*N0TM!N£* For Offline Purpose Only Credit to the Author&Translator(s) From:MTLNovel.com **** An Ran transmigrated as the first love of the male lead who was destined to die early. Her courage was weak. She was a pitiful beauty who was carefully nurtured and raised by her family. She was the pearl of the Sheng family...

Shocking Venomous Consort: Frivolous Young Miss

The destitute young miss of the Ling family was weak, had lowly qualifications, was ugly and frequently bullied. In the end, she was pushed into the freezing river by her so-called love rival. However, when she opened her eyes once again, her gaze was cold yet captivating! Everything had changed drastically! When her...

I Am A Matchmaker On Taotao

Btw it's on of my favorite so it's not my own n u can find it on Google but English version is not complete n I copy paste it from original Chinese version... I just hope you will like n enjoy it just as much I do🙂 Description Other titles: "I Can See When You Get Married", "I Know Who Your Future Husband Is" After w...

The Romance of Oblivion:Past Lifetimes

*Third Place in Golden Awards Historical Fiction #ASA20 Note: This book is not translated novel, it came from my own imagination and an original work. Transmigrate and complete missions to live once more and redress every mistake. Yun Ren Xie is one of them, however, her soul is much unique than the normal transmigrat...

My Darling

For my offline reading only.

I Don't Like The World, I Only Like You

Description The night before we obtained our marriage certificate, I asked him, "When did you start to develop feelings for me?" He answered, "I don't remember." "But, why me?" "Why not you?" "I'm very petty, and I get jealous very easily." "So am I." "I'm afraid I'm not worthy of you." "So am I." "I haven't really da...

Romance Chinese Novels List

I compiled my favourite chinese novels with complete description. I hope this list is helpful for those seeking worth while novels to read. Anyway, my general genres are FEMALE PROTAGONIST and ROMANCE. Then it all depends to the plot. Though most of these lists will be more or less about reincarnation. Well, enjoy! *N...

Recommended [COMPLETED] Novels

If you're not new to webnovels, I think my recommendations would suit your palate. The content most preferably would be chinese translated novels. I may add japanese or korean if I will find one. [Note: I only recommend completed works rated 4.0 and above in Novel Updates https://www.novelupdates.com/] [Note 2: Most o...

A lifetime of peace and care

Type Web Novel (CN) Genre Josei Mature Romance Slice of Life Tags[ ] Celebrities Cohabitation Couple GrowthHandsome Male Lead Marriage Rating(3.9 / 5.0, 15 votes) 5 53% (8 votes)4 20% (3 votes)3 7% (1 votes)2 0% (0 votes)1 20% (3 votes) Advertisement Language Chinese Author(s) Dan Er Man Hua 儋耳蛮花 Artist(s) ...

I Help the Richest Man Spend Money to Prevent Disasters

FOR OFF LINE PURPOSES ONLY CREDIT TO THE AUTHOR AND TRANSLATOR(S)!!! Ye Zhi not only inherited the shabby house, but also the marriage agreement with a man. The man who met his true love disliked his fiancee in all ways and asked for divorce. In order to express their guilt, the man's family decided to make up for Ye...

Repentance ✔️

I wasn't supposed to live. I'm really not the best person out there. I made mistakes, do horrible things....... mostly to them I do think that fate is playing with me, for they want me to live again. But this time, I am repenting, for all those things I've done. This time, I'll act as fate and tied their red strings a...

Husband is a Great Black Belly ✔

"You can think of Man as a dog, but can you make a dog into man?" "If my future love rival is a dog, how can I live?" "You have terribly ugly handwriting, better go home and practice. If in the future you need to sign into the "my spouse" Column (Marriage certificate), I would be embarrassed." "Stupid, didn't you see...

Can I Not Marry

In the past when someone mention getting married, Du Lei Si (Durex) will certainly feel fearful enough to flee. What is so good about getting married? Organizing a wedding ceremony is akin to spending money like running water. After giving birth, you must also raise the child. If you don't maintain yourself well, you...

•Tea Of Summer•|✓

Xia Liang remembered the first time they met, she nodded to him but he coldly turned his eyes away. But after she had heard his voice, she helplessly became his diehard fan. Song Qiyan remembered the first time they met, she nodded to him but he tightly held his sweaty palms and turned his eyes away. He feared that sh...

Twice Over

(A Rebirth Novel) Happy-go-lucky, sports loving artist Lily Twice, loses everything when her father dies and her mother remarries while hiding devastating secrets from her teenage daughter. The first time around, life throws her some pretty hairy curve balls, including a beautiful two-faced, white lotus step-sister, a...

Soul Comfort (Complete)

After seeing her twin brother fall off a swing and die in a day dream, Ellie ran outside just in time to watch him repeat the accident that would change her life forever. Ever since that fated childhood day, Ellie has been plagued with watching visions of the dying, an uncontrollable urge to be with those she sees dyi...