Dirty Sweater | Mallek x Reader/Mc | Oneshot

[ The character(s) portrayed in this story are owned by Andrew Hussie and What Pumpkin. ] It was a dark, peaceful night on Alternia. You had just left the party you went to with Lynera. It was pretty fun, besides the part where you lost your chance at getting laid when you yelled for your potential boyfriend's mom. It...